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I have actually fallen asleep with vibrator still on after too many orgasms!! :) That is battery draining!! LOL

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Zana
Posted By: JosephineBelle
I fall asleep immediately with my hands still on my crotch.  
   
 Orgasms are draining...  
   
Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)  
     
  Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~    
     
  "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???    
     
  Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)  
     
  Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
     
  Love  
  Zana  
 

OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)

Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~  

"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???  

Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)

Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...

Love
Zan

Though, I dont have to masterbate nearly as much as I did when I was younger. I have a very strange habit for it, I do it laying on my stomach. Its easier to hide that way. LOL

Funny... I tend to masterbate more now.... especially when there is nothing on TV... LOL

Love
Zana

Posted By: Jamie.Solo
Though, I dont have to masterbate nearly as much as I did when I was younger. I have a very strange habit for it, I do it laying on my stomach. Its easier to hide that way. LOL

Depends on my mood. Sometime I want to bring myself to the brink for 1 to 2 hours in my own production of a glossy candlelight 80's penthouse production. In those instances I keep wipes or a moist wash cloth around because being digital the playground can't be so moist I lose friction-ability (yup made that up, I think). This is usually followed by a bath.

Other times it's a matter of quickly de-stressing during a commercial break with a slice of NY cheese in one hand and the other on my clit. Those times I marinate in it a while (end of program perhaps), then eventually grab the wipes if I'm not asleep already.

At least you don't do dishes right away!!!! LOL

Love
Zana

Posted By: boneclothes
Which goes in wash asap.

at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..

Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)  
   
 Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~  
   
 "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???  
   
 Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)  
   
 Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
   
 Love  
 Zana  
 

TASTY!!!!

Love
Zana

Posted By: macdaddy1944
at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..  
   
Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)  
     
  Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~    
     
  "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???    
     
  Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)  
     
  Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
     
  Love  
  Zana  
 

IsorokuYamamoto550 reads

MacLeaky fan club lol  

Posted By: Zana12345
TASTY!!!!  
   
 Love  
 Zana  
   
Posted By: macdaddy1944
at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..  
     
Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)    
       
   Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~    
       
   "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???    
       
   Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)    
       
   Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...    
       
   Love    
   Zana    
   

your shit is getting real fucking old..

Posted By: IsorokuYamamoto
MacLeaky fan club lol  
   
Posted By: Zana12345
TASTY!!!!  
     
  Love  
  Zana  
     
Posted By: macdaddy1944
at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..    
       
   
Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)    
         
    Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~      
         
    "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???      
         
    Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)    
         
    Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...    
         
    Love    
    Zana    
   

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Yet here you are with another reply. MacLeaky. :)

Posted By: macdaddy1944
your shit is getting real fucking old..  
   
Posted By: IsorokuYamamoto
MacLeaky fan club lol    
     
Posted By: Zana12345
TASTY!!!!    
       
   Love    
   Zana    
       
   
Posted By: macdaddy1944
at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..    
         
   
Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)      
           
     Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~      
           
     "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???      
           
     Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)      
           
     Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...      
           
     Love      
     Zana      
     

so are your posts lame ass.

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Posted By: macdaddy1944
so are your posts lame ass..  
 

IsorokuYamamoto491 reads

MacDiaper suck up master.  

Posted By: macdaddy1944
at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..  
   
Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)  
     
  Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~    
     
  "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???    
     
  Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)  
     
  Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
     
  Love  
  Zana  
 

I jerk off on a tissue sometimes but occasionally like to pleasure myself in the shower while I lather my cock with cheap shaving lotion

I am shocked no one has mentioned either the ceiling or a wall across the room.

-- Modified on 7/22/2014 12:30:27 PM

What about your Wife's favorite curtains that you can't stand!!! :)

Love
Zana

Posted By: Foodyguy
I am shocked no one has mentioned either the ceiling or a wall across the room.

-- Modified on 7/22/2014 12:30:27 PM

Foody, this is great material. You should do a stand up act...while masturbating, lol.

you already do jagoff..

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Foody, this is great material. You should do a stand up act...while masturbating, lol.

Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)  
   
 Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~  
   
 "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???  
   
 Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)  
   
 Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
   
 Love  
 Zana  
 

I fall asleep immediately with my hands still on my crotch.  

Orgasms are draining...

Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)  
   
 Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~  
   
 "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???  
   
 Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)  
   
 Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
   
 Love  
 Zana  
 

I have actually fallen asleep with vibrator still on after too many orgasms!! :) That is battery draining!! LOL

Love
Zana

Posted By: JosephineBelle
I fall asleep immediately with my hands still on my crotch.  
   
 Orgasms are draining...  
   
Posted By: Zana12345
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it. :)  
     
  Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~    
     
  "For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???    
     
  Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad. :)  
     
  Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...  
     
  Love  
  Zana  
 

Note to self - invent a vib that turns itself off automatically after detecting a female O. Only problem is, not sure how to detect one.

gee..how fucking cute..

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Note to self - invent a vib that turns itself off automatically after detecting a female O. Only problem is, not sure how to detect one.

Duracell and Energizer should pay me money for all the $$ I have spent on batteries... LOL

Love
Zana

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Note to self - invent a vib that turns itself off automatically after detecting a female O. Only problem is, not sure how to detect one.

I bet they pay dividends which would help offset the cost of the batteries, lol. Seriously though, check out the rechargeable alkalines, they cost more but they're cheaper in the long run and you won't have to to run out and buy batteries in a "pinch" (pun intended). Keep a few spares around for those spur of the moment..ummm... female sexual desires...

Magic Wand and get so wet I use baby wipes afterwards to clean up

I either masterbate in the shower or use an old washcloth. I can't imagine that any healthy guy would they to cum on their belly. You don't know where it would end up, and you'd have that hair gel scene from "There's Something About Mary".

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