MacDiaper suck up master.
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
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Zana
OK... Some of you do not like my posts but this one I want to know. We all masterbate don't we??? Of course we do... Ok some of us more than others... Yes I am talking about myself sometimes.... that is why I am a Nymphomaniac.... I can admit it.
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
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Zan
Though, I dont have to masterbate nearly as much as I did when I was younger. I have a very strange habit for it, I do it laying on my stomach. Its easier to hide that way. LOL
Funny... I tend to masterbate more now.... especially when there is nothing on TV... LOL
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Zana
Depends on my mood. Sometime I want to bring myself to the brink for 1 to 2 hours in my own production of a glossy candlelight 80's penthouse production. In those instances I keep wipes or a moist wash cloth around because being digital the playground can't be so moist I lose friction-ability (yup made that up, I think). This is usually followed by a bath.
Other times it's a matter of quickly de-stressing during a commercial break with a slice of NY cheese in one hand and the other on my clit. Those times I marinate in it a while (end of program perhaps), then eventually grab the wipes if I'm not asleep already.
Which goes in wash asap.
At least you don't do dishes right away!!!! LOL
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Zana
at my age..i rarely masturbate..i would rather save every precious drop for you..
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
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Zana
TASTY!!!!
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Zana
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
Love
Zana
MacLeaky fan club lol
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Zana
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
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Zana
your shit is getting real fucking old..
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Zana
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
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Zana
Yet here you are with another reply. MacLeaky.
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Zana
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
Love
Zana
so are your posts lame ass.
MacDiaper suck up master.
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
Love
Zana
I jerk off on a tissue sometimes but occasionally like to pleasure myself in the shower while I lather my cock with cheap shaving lotion
I am shocked no one has mentioned either the ceiling or a wall across the room.
-- Modified on 7/22/2014 12:30:27 PM
What about your Wife's favorite curtains that you can't stand!!!
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Zana
-- Modified on 7/22/2014 12:30:27 PM
Foody, this is great material. You should do a stand up act...while masturbating, lol.
you already do jagoff..
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
Love
Zana
I fall asleep immediately with my hands still on my crotch.
Orgasms are draining...
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
Love
Zana
I have actually fallen asleep with vibrator still on after too many orgasms!! That is battery draining!! LOL
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Zana
Orgasms are draining...
Question I have for both Hobbyists and Providers is ~~~~
"For a man when you cum what do you cum on??? your belly? A magazine? A sock? A tissue? What??? " For a woman woman what do you do when you need to have the big "O"???? How do you do it? How do you clean up??? Do you use a baby wipe? A wet nap? A T-Shirt? What???
Sorry... I know I think of the strangest things sometimes but I was just masterbating and used my T-Shirt and a Baby Wipe then took a shower even after I worked during the day/evening.... like I said.... the more I get the more I want.... my bad.
Please tell me what you do and why.... Love my stories...
Love
Zana
Note to self - invent a vib that turns itself off automatically after detecting a female O. Only problem is, not sure how to detect one.
gee..how fucking cute..
Duracell and Energizer should pay me money for all the $$ I have spent on batteries... LOL
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Zana
I bet they pay dividends which would help offset the cost of the batteries, lol. Seriously though, check out the rechargeable alkalines, they cost more but they're cheaper in the long run and you won't have to to run out and buy batteries in a "pinch" (pun intended). Keep a few spares around for those spur of the moment..ummm... female sexual desires...
Magic Wand and get so wet I use baby wipes afterwards to clean up
I either masterbate in the shower or use an old washcloth. I can't imagine that any healthy guy would they to cum on their belly. You don't know where it would end up, and you'd have that hair gel scene from "There's Something About Mary".