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Re: I'm doing it all wrong too
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yep..BTW..CC said hi..

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
For some reason, a provider I see actually likes me as a friend and a human being. I must have really screwed up because I text her on Saturdays and Sundays and she doesn't get pissed. Hell, she even brought her dog to meet me - when I wasn't paying!!!! WTF? Guess I'm in big trouble cause I haven't been following the proscribed rules as set forth by the provider goddesses.  
   
 Does this mean I'm going to hell?  
 

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I saw a provider the other day for the third time.  Prior to meeting I only sent terse emails with information relative to our meeting and did not waste her time with paragraph after paragraph of nonsense.  Before meeting with her I was squeaky Irish-Spring clean, used deodorant, and swished some mouthwash before entering her incall.  Upon arriving I made sure the envelope with the correct agreed upon amount was placed in a conspicuous place.  During the appointment I was nice, kind, considerate, respectful and treated her like the wonderful human being that she is.  I also made sure to follow her rules, did not push any boundaries, did not act all creepy and weird and pester her for BBFS.  I kept track of the time and was very considerate to not go over the scheduled hour, even leaving 5 minutes before the hour was up.  Unfortunately she did not act like she wanted to be my friend nor did she invite me to dinner, give me her personal phone number or ask if I wanted to take her to a movie over the weekend.  I don't understand what went wrong.  I followed all of the recommendations from the client's gospel on how to make providers your friends, but did not get the outcome as promised.  Can anyone please explain what I did wrong?

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Your joking right???!!!

Am I reading this correctly??? Someone help me please!!!

Hello my name is Lana Dubois,

Sometimes people feel as if they just do not click. Its unfortunate, you sound like a very nice man.

Posted By: JoeAverageHobbyist
I saw a provider the other day for the third time.  Prior to meeting I only sent terse emails with information relative to our meeting and did not waste her time with paragraph after paragraph of nonsense.  Before meeting with her I was squeaky Irish-Spring clean, used deodorant, and swished some mouthwash before entering her incall.  Upon arriving I made sure the envelope with the correct agreed upon amount was placed in a conspicuous place.  During the appointment I was nice, kind, considerate, respectful and treated her like the wonderful human being that she is.  I also made sure to follow her rules, did not push any boundaries, did not act all creepy and weird and pester her for BBFS.  I kept track of the time and was very considerate to not go over the scheduled hour, even leaving 5 minutes before the hour was up.  Unfortunately she did not act like she wanted to be my friend nor did she invite me to dinner, give me her personal phone number or ask if I wanted to take her to a movie over the weekend.  I don't understand what went wrong.  I followed all of the recommendations from the client's gospel on how to make providers your friends, but did not get the outcome as promised.  Can anyone please explain what I did wrong?

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To: HobbiestoftheWeek.  

Nicely done.
 

Posted By: JoeAverageHobbyist
I saw a provider the other day for the third time.  Prior to meeting I only sent terse emails with information relative to our meeting and did not waste her time with paragraph after paragraph of nonsense.  Before meeting with her I was squeaky Irish-Spring clean, used deodorant, and swished some mouthwash before entering her incall.  Upon arriving I made sure the envelope with the correct agreed upon amount was placed in a conspicuous place.  During the appointment I was nice, kind, considerate, respectful and treated her like the wonderful human being that she is.  I also made sure to follow her rules, did not push any boundaries, did not act all creepy and weird and pester her for BBFS.  I kept track of the time and was very considerate to not go over the scheduled hour, even leaving 5 minutes before the hour was up.  Unfortunately she did not act like she wanted to be my friend nor did she invite me to dinner, give me her personal phone number or ask if I wanted to take her to a movie over the weekend.  I don't understand what went wrong.  I followed all of the recommendations from the client's gospel on how to make providers your friends, but did not get the outcome as promised.  Can anyone please explain what I did wrong?

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GaGambler572 reads

I bet you she will begin to find all sorts of free time for you. Well as long as you don't ask  for the card back that is. lol

It's funny though, I did things "all wrong" according to many of the hookers here last Sunday. I called her on a Sunday, last minute and asked for a date "as soon as possible" which turned out to be barely an hour later, which included time for P 411 screening on her part. I did give her the courtesy of showering, but never asked what her rules were, so I can only guess if I broke any. I did push the boundaries a little when I mentioned that I would be happy to take her to "Thai Temple" sometime, never once offering to do so "on the clock" but somehow when I mentioned that I was going to go to the Thai market for seafood after I left our appointment, SHE asked me if I would take her with me.

Apparently this girl did not get the memo about "how to treat a hooker" because she and I have been texting several times every single day, have seen each other three times this last week for one hour dates that have all turned into minimum of four hours, and yes tomorrow I am taking her to Temple, after a session of course.

I guess I really should go back and read the hookers handbook on how a john should act, but quite frankly I have been too busy with my new friend. There is no delusion that I am going to become her boyfriend, She goes back home in a couple of weeks, but in the meantime her and I are having a great time together. It's not broken, so I have no intentions of trying to fix it. I am so glad that i didn't listen to any of the hookers here on this board who would have discouraged me from even trying to book her on such short notice on a weekend.

Maybe you should try doing things all "wrong" and see how it works out, not that you didn't have a great time in your own right.

For some reason, a provider I see actually likes me as a friend and a human being. I must have really screwed up because I text her on Saturdays and Sundays and she doesn't get pissed. Hell, she even brought her dog to meet me - when I wasn't paying!!!! WTF? Guess I'm in big trouble cause I haven't been following the proscribed rules as set forth by the provider goddesses.

Does this mean I'm going to hell?


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yep..BTW..CC said hi..

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
For some reason, a provider I see actually likes me as a friend and a human being. I must have really screwed up because I text her on Saturdays and Sundays and she doesn't get pissed. Hell, she even brought her dog to meet me - when I wasn't paying!!!! WTF? Guess I'm in big trouble cause I haven't been following the proscribed rules as set forth by the provider goddesses.  
   
 Does this mean I'm going to hell?  
 

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IsorokuYamamoto445 reads

Speaking of Chicago (former) drama queen board trainwrecks...............

Posted By: macdaddy1944
yep..BTW..CC said hi..  
   
Posted By: Polish_Pirate
For some reason, a provider I see actually likes me as a friend and a human being. I must have really screwed up because I text her on Saturdays and Sundays and she doesn't get pissed. Hell, she even brought her dog to meet me - when I wasn't paying!!!! WTF? Guess I'm in big trouble cause I haven't been following the proscribed rules as set forth by the provider goddesses.  
     
  Does this mean I'm going to hell?  
   
   
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considering that you purposely choose hookers who live in third world countries/are from third world countries and have little financial opportunity outside of sexwork. Your actions are predatory. You are well aware that you frequently choose women who are trafficked, both here and abroad, though you'll never admit it. Instead, you'll delude yourself into thinking that these women want to be with you because they like you.  

Desperation makes people do crazy things.  

How many American women with college degrees, career opportunities and an ounce of self esteem would put up with your bullshit?

Zero.  

This board has gotten really vile. It frightens me to think that some of you are/have been my clients because you have a disgust and hatred for women, especially women who you have to pay to touch you, that's undeniable.

GaGambler372 reads

Just how can a 'trafficked woman" go on OTC dates that she initiates with me? Not to mention giving me her private information, including how to reach her family back home if we were ever to lose touch?

Is it so hard for you to envision that these women are simply women who get lonely and want the company of a man who isn't just interested in how often he can stick his dick into her?

Did it ever occur to you that you might just be a racist?

Perhaps you can explain why women in the States decide to become hookers.  I'm sure it's partly the great benefits, 401k, terrific health programs and advancement opportunities.

You can change your handle as often as you like...and you do.  But you spew the same vitriol and incorrect information as you always have.

Don't worry...most of the johns here don't and won't see you.  Your other handle with the reviews as well as your storied history keeps most moving right along.  

Good luck with that career YOU'VE chosen...hopefully one day it'll take you out of this world and you won't have to have any man ever touch you again.  I know how disgusting that is to you.

Just remember...women are liars and misandrists as well.  Sounds like you've found a few of those along the way too.  Guess the old adage of "birds of a feather" applies to you.

Guess that is expected when you combine sex, money and drugs.

Posted By: I_run_the_table
considering that you purposely choose hookers who live in third world countries/are from third world countries and have little financial opportunity outside of sexwork. Your actions are predatory. You are well aware that you frequently choose women who are trafficked, both here and abroad, though you'll never admit it. Instead, you'll delude yourself into thinking that these women want to be with you because they like you.  
   
 Desperation makes people do crazy things.  
   
 How many American women with college degrees, career opportunities and an ounce of self esteem would put up with your bullshit?  
   
 Zero.  
   
 This board has gotten really vile. It frightens me to think that some of you are/have been my clients because you have a disgust and hatred for women, especially women who you have to pay to touch you, that's undeniable.

ROGM346 reads

Posted By: I_run_the_table
This board has gotten really vile. It frightens me to think that some of you are/have been my clients because you have a disgust and hatred for women, especially women who you have to pay to touch you, that's undeniable.
 
You might want to find another line of Work. Or stay with your Nice Trusted Regular Clients.

I'm probably one of the few who don't know who you are. I don't see why you feel the need to hide behind an alias to say what you and other providers are thinking. Trust me, we all know what you ladies think of us. It doesn't bother me so why not say it with your advertising handle?

And you do know who she is  LOL

Follow who she comments to...the writing style..the topics.

She just created this handle on 7/12.  

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
I'm probably one of the few who don't know who you are. I don't see why you feel the need to hide behind an alias to say what you and other providers are thinking. Trust me, we all know what you ladies think of us. It doesn't bother me so why not say it with your advertising handle?

get the rest forever free, I always say!

She deserves a terrible review...

- Marie

This is poking fun at cosmicangst and a leftover from the other day's mega post he started

so the pot is still being stirred from the post below...

I guess people should no longer post their opinions any longer on this board since it will stir the pot to a tizzy....

or maybe some took it and really know that it is directed right at them and how they treat others on this board and in person.

Or are you just preoccupied with reading private boards?  ;)

Still lactating?  Just an FYI...they thought it was disgusting to see.

Hey...you know that some of "us" know how to use the quote function.  Just thought I'd let you know...but you saw that already.

Please post away...it's fun to watch you babble.

You'll need to get into this more to make a move on a top position of BSC here (I think that you're stuck at about # 5 now).  We're all rooting you on.

Posted By: cece
so the pot is still being stirred from the post below...  
   
 I guess people should no longer post their opinions any longer on this board since it will stir the pot to a tizzy....  
   
 or maybe some took it and really know that it is directed right at them and how they treat others on this board and in person.

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