Saw an unreviewed BP provider

but she had been flipped by the cops. I got arrested and was thrown into the cop van with a bunch of other Johns. When the sting operation ended and the provider too was put into the cop van with us.  
All the Johns were pissed off at the provider and began cursing and all calling her a dirty whore. She began to get this glazed look in her eyes and then she stood up ripped her dress off. Suddenly the cursing stopped and a fucking gangbang began. All her holes were filled in less than a minute and both her hands held cocks and a few cocks were slapping her face. Two mouths were sucking her large breasts. They were real I am sure. BP providers don't have money for breast augmentations.
Of course my cock was the biggest and she came multiple times just looking at it.
All the fucking and thrusting made the van sway wildly and finally it rolled off the road to the ditch below. I died breaking my neck but not before ejaculating bareback in her islands of Greece.  
My spirit now roams the I-90 corridor between Schaumburg and O hare and I log on to TER when the public library closes at night. The spirits of the cops also hang out with us Johns. These cops regret their career choice due to which they could not die fucking.  
Oh to my fellow Muslim human beings. There are no virgins waiting after death.

A few years ago when I lived in another city we were out on the next door neighbor's patio drinking wine...kind of a lot of it.  Present were my wife and I, of course the neighbor couple, and the neighbor wife's sister I'd never met, sans her husband (foreshadowing).  As the evening waned my wife got tired and went to bed, neighbor wife got tired and went to bed, and neighbor husband went inside and passed out.  Sister and I were chatting and she just had this look like she wanted to be kissed, so I did (talk about risky!).  So we sat at the table and made out for awhile, then she stood up, took my hand and pulled me around to the side of the house.  She whipped her sun dress over her head and only had a bra on underneath, which came off just as quickly...two seconds later my shorts were around my ankles and my cock was in her mouth.  At some point I got everything off, turned her around for DATY from the back then standing doggie (VERY quietly) against the side of the house until we finished.  Got dressed, went back to the table and finished our wine and I said goodnight.  She flew back home the next day, never saw her again.  One of my fave memories!

Nevermind. Can't talk about that here.

I bought a bed for my Incall tho! Yes! I'm boring lolol

My first girlfriend broke up with me 9 years ago and I had remained faithful to her all through college. I decided to make up for lost time so I dropped the 30 extra pounds I was carrying and over the next year I went on a torrid fuckfest that I now look back on and am surprised by.

I posted a detailed sex story on Craigslist and this 20 something cute realtor responded. We ended up meeting in a vacant house she was showing (and had the keys for) and drank wine in between sessions of me eating her out, fucking her with vibrators while sucking her nipples... hot.

In another encounter from the same year, I met a very attractive, recently-divorced woman who was 8 years older than me supposedly for a "date", but we just got buzzed at the bar and ended up at her place a few blocks away where she practically attacked me LOL. This was one of only like three times I've been able to cum with a condom on. We're actually still friends but she's remarried so no more sex.

Another memorable event from the same year: I met this sexy blonde online who worked as a secretary. Again Craigslist. Tall and voluptuous. Again, someone who had gotten divorced recently, but she was a few years younger than me. She loved to drink. We hung out twice and both times we drank beer at my place followed by making out like teenagers and undoubtedly the best BJs of my life. According to her, BJs didn't count as sex and she loved giving them. Second time we hung out and she pushed me down and got me off I thought I was gonna have a heart attack.

That was one of the best years of my life. Holy shit.

and the lady I was with, who was having some fun with some other ladies at the party, was in a very amorous mood.  She kept telling me she was ready to go and I should do her now!  I had no condoms on me, and my house was far away, but she was very insistent.  So I quickly ran to a nearby gas station and bought the only condom they had - a Magnum XL.  I said "do you have anything a little less huge?" and the guy laughed said "it will work, it will be a little baggy, but it will still work."  So I took it, the guy wished me luck, I ran back to the car, and we pulled over on the side of the road and we did it in the back seat of my car.

Spontaneous ...... OMG

I got a F-ing tattoo tonight... Wwwwhhhhheeeyyyyyyy I'm marred for life.... At least it was for a Good cause... Ugh ugh ugh