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Happymon 9 Reviews 533 reads
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Too much nervous chatter and not enough seduction.

So I'm curious... Aside from the obvious stuff (b&s, robbing, pimps over shoulder, bad hygiene, etc), what are some of your pet peeves that even maybe some of the top ladies do on occasion without realizing. I have heard so many crazy, over the top stories in this industry from both providers and the gentlemen, but I'm wondering what are some of the minor things that are just annoying and a bit of a turn off to you but maybe not total deal breakers....?

Xo
Alex

I know most ladies are nervous as well as your clients but, constantly talking about random stuff like lifes troubles, ex's, bills, etc., that's a mood kill. Oh don't have the damn music playing so loud we have to shout to communicate.
Just my $0.02
SF

I agree with a previous post mentioning someone complaining about things in their lives, but saying next to nothing for the rest of time allocated can also be a mood killer.  I've left early on a few occasions due to that.  I'd like to enjoy the rest of the time with a lady rather than become a clock watcher myself.  i don't care to hear somone's life story but a little chat to fill out the time is nice rather than feeling like she'd just as soon get rid of me.  As I said, it's only happened a few times but it was uncomfortable just hanging around doing or saying nothing after the deed was done.

Too much nervous chatter and not enough seduction.

It's helpful to know what people dislike as well as what they like. Thanks for the input, gentlemen.

I like to keep my sessions playful, sensual, and caring, with a focus on you.

Ha I used to do the behind the door thing, just trying to avoid seeing people in the hallway, until I saw someone post a complaint about ladies doing that. Now I try to avoid that.  

What would be an example of some of the things you would like to talk about? I avoid the convoy's about stressful things as much as possible but it's surprising how many guys seem to want to talk about that. Sometimes I think people assume providers all have issues and they want to white knight us. I'm not complaining about that but it's interesting how divided people are when it comes to certain things.

-- Modified on 4/4/2014 12:47:48 PM

I'm a door popper for sure. I'll work on it as well. I'm not perfect so am sure I've brought up a "cock blocker" of a subject here and there while having an "off" day. I'm a constant news watcher so these days I try to have a handful of current topics to bring up to fill the chatter void. It's a much better fit on we ladies than personal chatter about ourselves and our day to day lives --- which is usually what they want to get away from.  

I've had gentlemen bring "community" related topics up to me too. A few weeks ago I had a gent bring up pretty much every board personality he could mention in the short time we were together. I kept doing the southern thing - keeping my answers short and upbeat but even I was wondering when they might cease.  Most of the time, the gentleman will take the hint when we want to avoid "community" questions. While with a lovely gentleman this past Saturday I brushed right past his 1 question about my recent board post like I didn't even hear him. He was happy to let it slide by. We chatted for a bit longer at the bar until I said, "lets get out of here and head upstairs"! He was surprised that I initiated the change of scenery but was certainly ready to call out "check please" right away. lol!

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I'm interested in people so hobbies and experiences are popular topics with me if the provider feels comfortable sharing them. For example, one young lady had a dream of being a success in the music industry. She was active in her church choir and I mentioned one of my favorite black spirituals that I'd first heard sung at Hubert Humphrey's funeral. She sang it for me. She had an amazing voice. Even more amazing was recently seeing her appear as a contestant on a popular reality singing show.

Another provider told me about one client who liked to be led around by the dick while he brayed like a donkey.

Yet another provider told me about a fella in her civilian life who advertised for black studs to service her at various locales around the city while she was blindfolded as she went from place to place.

On and on the stories go. I'd like to hear them all. Until we meet send them along and I'd enjoy reading them.

-- Modified on 4/4/2014 1:13:05 PM

The worst for me is the stink of cigarettes.

The popping out from behind the door is not a real problem for me. I like finding a seductive surprise waiting for me, particularly if she's dressed (or undressed) to please. Cigarette smoking is a big turn-off for me. I'm reminded of the immortal words of Forrest Gump - "she tasted like cigarettes."  Nervous chatter can be distracting, but what's even worse is the "aren't I sexy....don't you love my tits.....do you think I'm hot" kind of conversation you sometimes run into. Not big on messy rooms either. I like to feel welcomed and the center of the universe for those moments we have together. I've been fortunate that for the most part, the ladies I've seen have done just that.  

Might I add, Alex, that you look marvelous and from what I've read, you would make any man feel special. How's that for a synchophantic overture??  

-- Modified on 4/10/2014 8:59:01 PM

I just read your reviews. It seems to me you have achieved perfection in your field. If you are "guilty" of anyone's pet peeves then they are just being too cranky. Personally, I have none but I am new.

In florida it gets humid.  You can sweat from your car to your house at 8 in the morning.  We all know this.  My pet peeve is when the girl actually gets offended if I ask her to wash down there.  One girl asked me to leave and another girl refused and it just went downhill after that.  I mean we are about to be skin to skin and you smell.  I try to be freshly showered and then run the ac in the car on high, so I do not sweat on the way.

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