Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over €1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of €2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, Ireland decided to conduct their own study. The Irish didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around €75.00 ( 3 bottles of whiskey), the Irish study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!
Being 1/2 Irish, and having spent some time in a few pubs in Ireland, I can see that happening.
Man goes to see his physician and says "Doc I would like something to lower my sex drive". The docter is shocked. "You're the first one to ask to lower his sex drive, most people are looking to rais their sex drive! What exactly is it that you need?"
The man points to his head and says, "Simply move it from up here...."
then points to his crotch, "to down here"
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