Can you hurry up

Not to deep

You are two big.

Please don't touch

My breasts or nipplrs are ultra sensitive

I don't a, b, c or d. (Then what are you doing here?)

Smell like an ashtra

"I have retired" email from ATF  

Like my other hobbyist counterparts..........upsell........is a big boner breaker.

But others for me are;

1) false compliments from the provider

2) fake moaning

3) any unclean smell/odor

4) pet/roommate distractions/environmental distractions

5) fake terms of endearment

6) refusal to come through with terms agreed to before the appointment (although this has never happened to me)

on my way now just got finished with a client.

"Aunt flo has arrived"...perhaps not those exact words, but when she was freshening up in the bathroom, she came out with a sad look on her face and I know something was wrong.  Yeah, she said it was that time of month and we ended up canceling our session.  Although, she did refund my donation and offered to call her provider friend to fill in for her

30 minutes into an hour appointment..."Could you hurry up and finish?  I'd really like to get on to my next appointment."  And while we were still engaged (in the spoon position), she reached over to the nightstand, grabbed her phone and answered a text.  It's OK, I can laugh about it now, LOL.  And for the rest of the story, check out my second most recent review.

And then the "I'm here now" and she shows up 30 minutes later....Mother %#!@&%!!!!!!

Do you know the Best Western/Days Inn (etc)?
I cant make it
Greek only I'm on my period but still 1200 2 hours (?!)
oops it wasn't suppose to come yet, (period)
I can't do this anymore (happened once she took me back)
Changed my mind take your money ( happened once left the money )
No greek the guy yesterday had a large package
45 minutes later Oh address isn't Chatsworth it's Woodland Hills oops (wtf?!!!)
I cant make it but my friend Brooke is available ( what again?!

I always tell providers up front exactly what I want. Some things are not standard menu options and I make sure they are agreed upon before booking.  

Once in the room I ask for the service and the answer is NO. WTF?

After being told that I have a big dick......

she says "Are you in yet?"

Did Someone Say "Pimp"?

Happy Father's Day, to everyone, but in Vegas, every day is Father's Day!

re:words

I'm not feeling it, I'm sick, and/or I'm bored