The Erotic Highway
Hmm...this is one of those touchy situations where treading lightly is the better part of valor. Now one thing is a hairy bush, but the other one is having hairy nipples - possibly slight excess of androgens (male hormones.) You could actually get scientific with your wife and tell her that. I understand if she doesn't want to groom her cat (hey, some women don't like to shave their legs or armpits) but hairy nipples may be the fuzz that separates the boys from the girls. In fact, wanting to have hairy nipples, or not even being concerned about it as a woman strikes me as, well..not perverted, but perhaps a little "mannish?" OTOH, women of certain ethnic backgrounds do have hairy nipples and it's not a sign of masculinity to them whatsoever.
I'd perhaps suggest that she consider the masculine aspect of the situation, or worse, you don't want a nipple hair stuck between your teeth as you suck them.
Now as to the bush, maybe you can make a deal? She lets YOU trim it just a tad, safely, while she's lying down, and in return, you'll make the beds for a week..
..Try to make light of the suggestion and never, ever let her feel imposed upon or that she HAS to. And please let her know how devastatingly attractive she truly is...but maybe she would be okay with a new little look down there?
The key is to be very charming and disarming while you banter about the subject. On the other hand, if she's very conservative and hasn't kept up with the waxing fashions (impossible to avoid if you're reading women's fashion magazines) or if she's just not into change, then this might become a problem.
In any case, you're a Bored Hubby and you probably are hobbying. If I were really crass, I'd say ignore the subject altogether and focus on the trimmed Pay-to-Play. But that would not be a good therapeutic approach, and so I suggest that you have a sweet chat with her. Imagine a bed full of rose petals, some champagne and perhaps a bubble bath..and then a tiny, tiny little trim..after you play with her denuded nipples and make her feel all relaxed..mmm...that sounds really good to me! There are millions of possibilities, my dear Bored Hubby. You'll need to get creative in the other departments that make her tick and then strike a bargain.
Go to it,
the Love Goddess
I am not a monkey!
Female genital hair has a physical function. It provides natural lubrication for intercourse.
But us hairless apes had to go and evolve! We had to evolve the ability to build tools and change the environment and VOILA.... articial lube was born! Oil based, water based, silicone based. you name it we developed it. So there is really no reall need for genital hair!
But how can we get a recalcitrant lady to trim herself in the holy of holiest places?
Begging and supplication didn't work. And you can't really trim her while she sleeps. So I have a suggestion.
One night while playing in bed tell her you would never ask her to do something you wouldn't do. then later ask her to trim her kitty. If she comes back and says, you gotta trim your's well get out the old moustache/beard trimmer and trim it down to "Miami Vice" stubble length.
She may really like giving you oral when you are nice and clean and then may want you to trim her... or trim herself.
Serendipity Factor... The wifey may never ever use your razor again after she knows where it has been 