that Eduardo Saverin has renounced his citizenship. We have the Patriot Act, now Sen Schumer wants to introduce the "Anti-Patriot" act. The 1% are all evil speculators, and are ready to flee the country with their ill gotten gains like Facebook stock. Can you believe this shit?
If you are reading this mari, this might impact you if you plan to flee the U.S. for some tropical island, but the proposed law targets those with a net worth of $2M or more only. Only $2M mari, but your recent equity purchases may undermine that target. For you, I wouldn't worry about the Anti-Patriot Act mari, but I would worry about your beneficiaries. We are coming for you.
Saint Croix, esq, bon vivant and the most interesting man on TER
Counsel to the beneficiaries of the marikod estate
California will rake in when they ditch their rental quarters for million dollar properties. That should take care of your budget deficit.
Oh wait I forgot - you guys have capped your property tax rate at 1% of the assessed value. Damn - I guess they will keep their money. But hey - at least we don't have to worry about these guys leaving California and taking a job at Taco Bell in some other state. If you raised the property tax, I'm sure Facebook would leave the state.
Most interesting man on TER? Sorry- you know I already awarded that dubious prize to Priapus. I'm sure he'll set you straight when he gets back form the buffet convention.