Feeling hazy and disoriented? Stuck in boring safety meetings all day at work? Maybe you're just feeling paranoid, or tired of all the smoke and mirrors. Whatever your ailment on this completely ordinary Wednesday that is definitely not celebrated by potheads worldwide, I may have the cure for you! Come spend some time with me at my convenient, luxurious incall just 10-15 minutes south of downtown Minneapolis. I'll be blunt: it'll cost you a bit more than four twenties, but I promise you'll leave feeling like a million bucks!

I'm Remy, a saucy little firecracker with an insatiable lust for life and a wicked sense of humor. Articulate, educated, and a bit of a Renaissance woman, I can hold a conversation on just about any topic. I also know when to shut up and use my mouth for other things.  
 
I'm neither spinner nor BBW -- I dwell somewhere in the middle, with a plump derriere and well-proportioned curves. If you're looking for Barbie, I'm not your girl, but if you appreciate a healthy, strong, non-plastic woman, I suspect you'll find my body was built for pleasure.  
 
Check out my recently redesigned website for rates, pictures, and more information about me. When you're ready to take the plunge, I'll be waiting....  
 
xxx  
Remy

P.S. 4/20 references are purely for my own entertainment in writing this ad. Just say no to drugs, kids!