But as for your list...

1. I never remembered Obama promising that. I do remember the GOP House promising that.  

2. It was broadcast on C-Span. He didn't mention this during the campaign.

3. The GOP promised to end earmarks, not Obama. Obama promised lobbyist reform. Some reforms were implimented.

4. Obama did attempt to close it, but pussied out against Republicans.

5. Another GOP talking point. White flag of surrender and all that shit. Yet Obama keeps blowing terrorist's heads off.  

6. No, he promised to limit the ability of gov't regulators to go work for the companies they used to regulate. Some marginal reforms have been implimented.

7. To the best of my knowledge, that has ended.  

8. Don't remember this either. But we know all about Hiliary Rosen, don't we?

9. Really, who gives a shit?