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DO YOU ACTUALLY GO OUT TO DINNER WITH CLIENTS OFF THE CLOCK? – YES! I simply loathe eating alone and enjoy great company so why not inject dinner with flirtation, candor, and humor! We can always have one desert out … and another in. 
HOW MANY TOYS DO YOU OWN?-- All of them! Is there someplace where you can rent a toy out there that I am unaware of? I actually own 33 toys … 32 of which are in my case.
Keep the fun questions coming everyone! You never know when I my post the answers! If I do, know I was thinking of you as I wrote down my thoughts. Speaking of which, a few posts back I mentioned that I would haunt your dreams once we meet. I have been advised that this has since happened. I apologize in advance I have become a recurring dream for you. I’m apparently highly addictive and should have a warning label on me somewhere. AH! Who am I kidding! Feed your addiction! Come to the dark side! Join Team Aspen!
Welcome back to my little nook of nonsense and naughty nonfiction. This is a truly treat for me tonight as I pen my weekly installment from the comforts of my condo as opposed to the luxuries of a corner suite. No complaints here! It’s nice to be home for a change.
I hope all of you are doing well also and thank you for keeping my inbox full of compliments, requests, humor, and straight out sexiness! Replies are coming your way!
First with the good stuff! END OF JULY DATES ARE SET!!! I’ll be making one last swing through Raleigh, Charlotte, and Columbia next week to catch up on some projects and take some time out for fun! Travel Dates will be posted at the end of the ad so stick around for desert! Oh – And I will be finishing up work on my new site this week so be sure to hit my web spot up this SUNDAY to see all of the exciting dirtiness!
I’ve gotten some great questions this past week in my email and promised I would answer them on my new ad – so here we go!
DO YOU ACTUALLY GO OUT TO DINNER WITH CLIENTS OFF THE CLOCK? – YES! I simply loathe eating alone and enjoy great company so why not inject dinner with flirtation, candor, and humor! We can always have one desert out … and another in.
HOW MANY TOYS DO YOU OWN?-- All of them! Is there someplace where you can rent a toy out there that I am unaware of?
I actually own 33 toys … 32 of which are in my case. ARE YOU FOR REAL? – Absolutely not. I am completely a figmation of your imaginent.
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF PHILLY? – I’m a nerd. I spent an entire afternoon wandering the historic district. Seeing Benjamin Franklin’s gravesite was the highlight.
WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR PRIMARY INCOME? – I own a company or two. Hobbying is my fun time.
YOU TRAVEL WITH A LITTLE PINK BEAR, WHATS HIS NAME? – That’s Swagger Bear. Long story. He’s a total voyeur perv. I think he enjoys sniffing panties too but he won’t admit it. He’s like Ted’s little cousin, just much hornier and likes to sleep between my boobs at night. Keep an eye out … you may catch him watching if you make it to my room. Don’t high five him though , his ego is big enough.
Keep the fun questions coming everyone! You never know when I my post the answers! If I do, know I was thinking of you as I wrote down my thoughts. Speaking of which, a few posts back I mentioned that I would haunt your dreams once we meet. I have been advised that this has since happened. I apologize in advance I have become a recurring dream for you. I’m apparently highly addictive and should have a warning label on me somewhere. AH! Who am I kidding! Feed your addiction! Come to the dark side! Join Team Aspen!
Enough of the fun facts and dirty talk for this week! I look forward to meeting you soon!
Sincerely,
You buxom blonde bestie!
Aspen
RALEIGH | 27 July (4p) through 29 July (12p)
CHARLOTTE | 29 July (4p) through 30 July (12p)
COLUMBIA | 30 July (4p) through 31 July (12p)