Aspen Edwards – Part Raconteur, Part Seductress, All Provocatively Amazing

Good Afternoon and Happy Hump Day Everyone!  

I hope everyone has had a great and exciting week! I’m just getting a moment after checking into my Historic Philadelphia Suite to pen my weekly installment of true tales and naughty perversions for you to enjoy. It has truly been a fun week for me to say the least, busy of course on set shooting new fetish work most of the time, but fun none-the-less!  

So a few evenings ago I had the pleasure of having dinner with my new business consultant and we had a wonderful conversation about the content of the ads seen throughout the site and the importance of pushing a brand, even in the world of courtesans. I enjoy reading everyone’s posts weekly and since my last posting of busty propaganda was based on what I am ‘not’ (Thank you all for the awesome replies to it!) I figured why not post this week on what makes me a must have in your adventurous debaucheries.

“Sell me this pen.”  A question posed to so many new execs and sales moguls alike.  A question many of you I am sure have asked or been asked.…  So why not “Sell me this Aspen?”   And here we go….

 
You’re a refined gentleman. You work hard and play harder. You value the concept of hard work, sweat, compassion, and integrity. You desire something after a long week. Something refined, elegant, and yet a bit dirty all at the same time. You like the thrill of the hunt and relish in the taste of the catch as it rolls off your tongue, dripping, still moist from your first mouthful. You need the smell, taste, and torrid craze of a previously unheard of encounter. You want intelligence, wit, and raw sex appeal in your reward. And you fancy an erotic struggle culminating in an explosion of epic proportions that leaves you week as if you just scored with the prom queen … and her entire court. You know exactly who you want and why you want her…You want this Aspen.

 You want this Aspen because you can take her to an executive dinner and instantly make your colleagues wish they were you. You want this Aspen because she is a complete multitasking machine which comes in handy while she enjoys said dinner with one hand and you with the other bidding you to take her back to the suite. She reads you , engages you , and knows exactly what you need.  

You want this Aspen because she is a fully versed guy’s girl, she loves the UFC as much as you do, enjoys screaming loud for sports events, and can quote the latest stock trends. You want her because she intimidates you just a bit which makes you need her even more. She’s attentive to detail, ensuring that she wears the highest of heels to bring herself up to your height so you don’t have to lean over when you entwine your lips with hers. Her stockings are sheer, tight, and beckon you to touch her thighs while they tease you with what’s beyond, absorbing the wet trickle now finding its way down from her most private of areas to the tips of your fingers. You see…Aspen comes equipped with boundless energy that won’t find recourse until you tap out in exhaustion of climatic guttural roars, once, twice, five times … who’s counting?
 
You want her breasts … so large they double as flotation devices in times of emergency which makes this Aspen perfect for intercontinental flights and voyages at sea. You want her gymnast flexibility so you can enjoy her lips and feet simultaneously since they will both be touching your face at the same time. You like selection and know that Aspen has more toys then F.A.O. Schwarz and you can use every last of them one on her. You want a solid connection and like to stay in touch and know that this Aspen is always a phone call away, regardless of date or not.  

Now .. be warned. While Aspen is as close to pure perfection as one can get she DOES have flaws still. Development is trying to work these flaws out but in the interest of fairness they must be listed. Aspen has a very bad oral fixation which intensifies with objects like bananas, popsicles, and lollipops. She also tends to get very loud which seems to be directly related to thrust and pressure applied to specific areas. And, she has a button that when manipulated expels a stream of warm, clear, liquid approximately 4’ across the room.  

Yet, even with these flaws you STILL want this Aspen because you know she wants to devour you. It’s like Christmas … but better and comes multiples times!  

 
Well … I hope you all had as much fun reading my little sales pitch as I did writing it! I’ll be transitioning back down to the Carolinas this coming week and will be available by appointment. So, if you’re up for someone who will engage you in intelligence, wit, and sexual prowess let me know.  

Until then I wish you all a safe and wonderful week … See you next Wednesday when your favorite blonde bestie returns with another installment of kink and compassion.  

Sincerely yours

Aspen Lee Edward