the number of my reviews have nothing to do with the issue at hand, quit spinning out
I saw one review, I listed it. How is anyone supposed to know that someone has more
than one review page??
boy this is a rough crowd
---straightens tie ---
i get no respect
no respect at all
--looks around, bugged eyed ---
"my My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other
