Chicago
Hmmmm...how many times have I met a new guy and heard, "I wanted to meet you for a long time, but I was afraid you were going to be a.....a...."
A B*tch? LOL
"Yeah, but you're sooo nice and funny and wacky and playful!"
So whats the deal guys? Get off the fence, and cum get in my pants! LOL guys think I'm going to be mean and then they go insane when they find out I'm a pussycat in person! They spend the hour kicking themselves for not coming to see me sooner!
So, for all you guys sitting on the fence, this is a public service announcement! (try to imagine the beeping noise LOL)
just because I'm not very chatty via email and because I actually screen guys (instead of just saying that I do) doesnt mean I'm a ball buster! LOL
I am....totally silly in person! I'll have a pillow fight with you....naked! I'll give you a lapdance wearing nothing but jewelry! I'll tie you up and tease you till you cant stand it 
I'll leave you breathless and panting...
I'm very professional via email because thats the time for seriousness....and the time for getting loose is when we are alone together so dont be shy, get off the fence and come do what you've been wanting to do for a long time....
ME ! hee hee
I think you might be feeling that way because I was/am unable to meet you and my correspondence reflected that.
I apologize, but as of yet, I have no way of softening the blow if I am not able to meet with someone due to their
a) references coming back bad
b) when a man is listed on BAD CLIENT board(s)
c) he would like to engage in a behavior that I do not enjoy or offer.
I apologize if you felt my correspondence was brief, but because of discretion concerns, I'm not able to discuss why I'm not able to see someone. C'est La Vie better to move on to the next lady than worry about what cannot be.... 
I believe (if memory is correct) that you enjoy doing something to an extent that I would not enjoy....its just not my thing
For instance, (this is an EXAMPLE ONLY) if a man is interested in strap on play or BDSM, he should really narrow his selection down to girls that advertise those sorts of things....since I'm NOT that kinda girl LOL
Thanks Bootylover! I dont understand what the fuss is about either! My screening is fast and easy!
Here is my screening questionairre, word for word:
1) what is your first references email address? (not her #)
2) what is her website address?
3) tell me something that will spark her memory? like something you talked about or approx when/where you met?
Repeat for second reference.
Thats it! Told ya it was fast & easy
I know what the problem is for some guys....when I ask for her email address---most guys give me her #, and then I have to write him back to ask for her email address. Then they usually write back and mispell her email address. Hee Hee
Thats why I started asking for the ladies website address, so I could check the spelling myself
Another problem is Question #3...a lot of guys write "I have brown hair" like thats going to spark her memory...LOL then I write back to ask for more info... and they give me "my name is John and I'm 45" another strike out! LOL ....so I ask for more info again, and the guy says "she told me I'm really good in bed"
hmmm..wonder how many times she said that this month? hee hee
But if you answer the questions correct the first time, its OVER with no back and forth emailing.
I do have an ironclad rule that I can ONLY see guys AFTER 2 of their references actually respond. So if you list 2 and only one responds, I cant see you. Its a good idea to let the other girl know that you are using her for a reference, then she will be even more likely to remember you and respond quickly. Its an even better idea to list 3 references if you have them.
This is how I screen and its the only way I screen. Keeps me safe and sane and ready to have fun with YOU!
I'll be back in 7 days, so anyone that wants to get screened now, is absolutely welcome to! I have sooo much sexy lingerie to share after VALENTINES and you know I'm such an exhibitionist!