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I tore a hammie
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In college I was banging this chick in mish. Not sure how but I tore a hammie in my left leg. The pain was intense. I bounced off of her and ended up on the floor. She thought I had the orgasm of all time. ;)

Unfortunately the University owned my ass because of a football ride. Went to the trainer for treatment and of course he told the head coach. Needless to say he wasn't happy and had quite a list of profanity to use. Note: I was the punter and luckily the injury was to my plant leg. Once I was healed I had a lot of extra early morning running, because "I was fucking stupid."

Ah college in the 70s.

-- Modified on 8/29/2014 7:04:21 PM

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Has anyone had something happen while copulating? For the life of me I can't remember such an event. Probably something may have  but I have forgotten it.  I have forgotten many thing!

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OnlyLiveTwice619 reads

I am having trouble parsing your sentence - must be my olde age...

Anyway, the French have another name for le orgasme: la petite mort

Apparently refers to the fact that our brain goes into a brief short circuit at or on the way to the golden moment....

Ah, the useless crap that is stored in my decaying lump of gray matter!

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Oh, Sorry, The title wasn't very clear.While making love have you ever had something very funny happen that interrupted the effort to cum.

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OnlyLiveTwice421 reads

as I am ever so slowly pumping? He saw something moving under the sheet...

No, never happened to me ;-)

p.s. had track marks for a week....

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hgfgs434 reads

In college I was banging this chick in mish. Not sure how but I tore a hammie in my left leg. The pain was intense. I bounced off of her and ended up on the floor. She thought I had the orgasm of all time. ;)

Unfortunately the University owned my ass because of a football ride. Went to the trainer for treatment and of course he told the head coach. Needless to say he wasn't happy and had quite a list of profanity to use. Note: I was the punter and luckily the injury was to my plant leg. Once I was healed I had a lot of extra early morning running, because "I was fucking stupid."

Ah college in the 70s.

-- Modified on 8/29/2014 7:04:21 PM

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I'll bet you didn't think that was funny at the time. I know football players are tough but that was tough.

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