A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
They get along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes
off his shirt and then washes his
hands.
He then takes off his trousers and
washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and
says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how
did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied,
"you keep
washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they
make love.
After they are done, the girl says,
"You must be a really good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says,
"Sure, I'm a good
dentist,
how did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing."

     

-- Modified on 1/5/2006 10:37:16 PM