Taylor my dear if there was a tie and you were one of the winners i would let you decide how to divide the spoils. However, since i have sole discretion in picking the winner it is unlikely there would be a tie.
Therefore Taylor, please submit your entry to me so that i can  evaluate it fairly and with a little luck maybe you will win me for the alloted time .  Just think of the fun and enjoyment you could have with the role reversal of me being the provider and you being the guest. Remember, "you have to be in it to win".

Do these stories count, because I can tell you guys and girls things that would make you spin~
C'mon let's open up about the great memorable sessions that count in your memory one day when you get old and you just need a great laugh~