It was after midnight my girlfriend and I drove to a cemetery way out in the boonies. Big full moon about 75 degrees if I remember right after all it's been well over 50 years.  We walked among the headstones and found one with a large flat top.  Spread the blanket out just watching the moon and enjoying the night. One thing led to another and first thing you know we were having great sex on that headstone. No it wasn't the first time for us.   She was 14 and I was 16. Will never forget that night.   My first love.

I had a new girl friend (she = 18, me 22) and it was New Year's Eve and she wanted to spend the night after we dined at her parent's house a long ride away.  We got there and her parents put us up in separate rooms, of course (Their house, their rules, etc.)  It was my first time being there and meeting them.

I was resigned to that until she slipped into my bed about 5 in the morning for a quickie with me and then got back to her room.  We had to be very quiet, of course.

I'll always have a very special place in my heart for that gal, and for that night.

......of Boston's North End Police station. The young lady I was with (in my car) wanted to give me a BJ so I pulled into the first parking lot I saw. It was pouring rain, about 1:00 AM, and had no idea where I was. I pushed back the seat, undid my pants, and let her go to town. In the throes of passion I glanced out the window and noticed cops walking around. That is when I noticed several cop cars sitting in the lot.  

The young lady finished me off and came up for air. I mentioned that maybe we should seek alternative accommodations! Thank God she was a swallower and not a spitter!

Hmmm...does this count?

--front lawn, in broad daylight, with the neighbors sitting in their front room (yet somehow not EVER looking up?)

My wife and I were real young when we took a little 11 foot boat up this canyon about a mile.  Just a little open boat.  We were hemmed in by steep canyon walls, nobody around and the only way to manage in the boat was doggie style.  But we managed.

...as the Fantasy Island house.  I had a fantasy fulfilled there as well.

This was a question on a "Newlywed Game" episode and the subject of much debate, as there is an urban legend that a wife answered, "In the butt, Bob, in the butt."  But host Bob Eubanks denies that this line was ever spoken and instead offered up a clip of a similar line.

BJ's on the balcony of a cruise ship, bottom of a toboggan slide - off season, 9th green at a golf course. Getting laid in the stairwell of a hotel.  

Funniest was a BJ while driving and speeding somewhat in a construction zone years ago.  A cop pulled up to my car and with his bullhorn/loudspeaker, told me to slow down.  We were both startled and with her mouth full she asked me what to do.  Naturally I held her head down and said not to come up yet as I let the juices go.  

Dumbest was when I was about 19 yrs old, getting BJ's (several times) in the doorway of my girlfriend's house while dropping her off after a date.  It was a ranch house and her parents were in bed right around the corner, probably no more than 10 steps away.   My girlfriend got a kick out of the risky adventure but I was always ready to run, dick out, if necessary

Great topic..

Fun to reminisce..

Leaving a party with my girlfriend.. I was about 21.. walking to the car.. and jumping onto the bushes for a quickie doggie style between the house and the car.. it was about 20 feet.. bing bang boom..

Another was with my now wife.. she and her family were visitng at my parents lake cottage.. she and I took the canoe for a trip across the lake to the closed public beach as it was about 10:00 PM.. on a picnic table over there and then paddle back a mile to the cottage with a smile on our face..

My GF and I were staying at a hotel by an airport,we went out to have a smoke. We went to my truck and started in the bed of the truck, then moved to the hood of her car, then moved behind the hotel and finished in the grass at the end of an airport runway.

Back seat of my college girlfriends Corvair, a very, very small car.  It was all arms and legs trying to fit two bodies in to a tight space.  She was making painful noises and I asked if she wanted to change to a more comfortable position.  She said that the position was fine and that it might not hurt so much if I found the right hole.

On the green

In my early 20's, got my ass mosquito bitten numerous times while giving it to a girl friend after dark on one of the greens at a municipal golf course.

floating over Fort Worth in a hot air balloon.  In the dirt, in the stables and among the horses at a race track in Raton, NM.  On a balcony at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas, overlooking the fountains at The Bellagio

in the mangroves with my first lover. Got bit by some kind of dang creature of the unknown and went back home with some nice welts on the backside of my legs. Thank goodness it wasn't crabs! Ha!

And another time in my parent's house on the living room floor, with them sleeping in the next room 15 feet away.  It was my brother's going away party into the army.  Yep, I was pretty drunk that night

Maybe not the oddest, but

some of the most fun memories.  An affair with an employee that lasted >10 years produced some GREAT memories:  Paddling a canoe up a lazy river, then stopping in a remote location for lunch, and "dessert" on a blanket, and coasting back down to our car, or, playing naked Twister in a hotel room (we all know how that ended), or, soaking and groping in a hot tub with the inevitable end result.  We also would occasionally travel together (by car) for work and while we would usually pull over for her to give me a BBBJ, or for me to FF her - both did happen "on the go" more than a few times.

Ah, fond memories.  I got in the hobby after we broke up.

Picnicking at Valley Forge, in a field of tall grass. Lying down, we realized we could not be seen.  If I looked up from missionary, I could see George's cabins.

...only along the Natchez Trace.  We'd been playing around in the car on the drive down the Trace.  Stopped at a picnic table for lunch (yes, real food, ya pervs!).  After lunch, there was nobody around, so she bent over the table and...

...still one of  the most electric moments of both of our lives

Wood Paneling store ...lol

ood Paneling store,  in the back of the store.. on my lunch break ..  

Long, long ago.

I put the second seat of my SUV down, and we did it in the back.  She was in hospital, I was visiting her.

Swim

at the summit of Gannett Peak, age 19.  A few other places - several living room floors with her parents asleep in the next room, in a mummy bag (sleeping, not Egyptian), passenger seat of a sports car, a bunch of back seats, numerous vans,  an open boat at the dock under the mooring cover, Cosmopolitan balcony (not the Bellagio side), a few deserted beaches, first wife's childhood bed, in the middle of a national park trail, etc.    
Finally, stretched out over 5 seats in the back of a nearly deserted red eye L1011 with a very attractive older woman- a 20 something blonde stewardess.  Only in my dreams.
I don't really have much sex, it's just that I've been having sex, or more accurately wanting to have sex, for decades.

- abandoned clothing factory in Baltimore (in the largest pile of buttons I'd ever seen)
- public lounge at an art festival in New York
- goat milking room in a barn in Tennessee (no goats were involved)

... it was fun to think back and try to remember the funniest places!

I had a GF when I was working for a supply house...she would blow me anywhere anytime--some of the best places were right at the front counter while the store was open--had full glass windows in front of the store, about 10 feet from the counter where she blew me...also banged her in her office during working hours and in the copy room..the most memerable though was on the conference room glass table right where our boss always sat...left a good ole mixed load there right on the table,,,,,:-

In a cornfield in 95 degree heat.  We had a blanket and a thermos of Gatorade.  Very memorable