From time to time I like to read my reviews. Good or bad, I don't take them personally. I simply appreciate that someone took the time to write about their encounter with me. Some reviews are funny and well written and some are very straight to the point and matter-of-fact. But every now and then I read one that makes me question whether the author and I were even in the same room. One reviewer wrote he thought I got high before he arrived, and in a more recent review the writer said he thinks most of my clients are S & M clients. I thought it was pretty funny until I started getting the weird calls.

Guys please, when you write a review, just the facts. Remember your writing the review for someone elses use. The last thing I need is a grown man blind-folded and hog tied in my apartment.