Whose "dear penis"? LOL
and two girls have to eat a deer penis, and they are struggling not to gag and throw up. They're such civies.
Whose "dear penis"? LOL
CIVVIE - noun -
definition = Attitude laden prude
synonym = A-sexual - frigid - self-righteous - delusional.
acronym = C.U.N.T (Can’tUnderstandNormalThinking)
antonym = concupiscent - libidinous – nymphomaniacal.
i was watching fear factor and the reason i won't even consider couple's massage anymore was on the show as a contestant with her brother. not naming names, but she may be the buffest woman in new york.
super-buff is not the body most women dream of. but she was attractive in person. anyway it was her wishy washy atttitude. she calls me. i talk to her and her bf for probably half an hour to make sure they're SURE. books 2hours. tells me to take a cab. she'll cover it. i spend time and money getting there.
decides she has to cancel after i'm in the hotel lobby, because she has some personal emergency with a friend. just wishy washy and a waste of time. basically everyone who calls for couple's massage is more like curious or wants to chat about their fantasy. many calls. she was the first that actually booked. after that. losing 60 bucks on cabfare/3 hours didnt have, just said forget it. no more couples. mostly do incall. works well. learning experience.
just always funny to turn on the tv or open the paper and see 'clients'.
I am not sure I get the connection to what you do. You are not FS, right?