My wife has been absolutely obsessed with the website MassageRooms for at least a year and she finally asked me last week that her Valentine's Day present be erotic massage instruction for the two of us from an attractive female masseuse. She's very much bi and we have a long history of talking about having a threesome, but the most we've ever done is spend an hour with a very talented dancer in the VIP room of a club. We're in our mid thirties and she's obviously getting anxious to take things to the next level.

So I guess what I'm hoping to find is a provider who's very comfortable with couples and very experienced in massage. The session needs to be, first and foremost, legitimate massage instruction. But of course I also want to find someone who's comfortable taking that session as far as my wife and I would like. I should note that there's NO rush to make this happen on or before 2/14.

Any takers? Or perhaps advice on where I should be looking?