My "date" had a personal emergency and had to cancel at the last minute, and as it was late and I was still in the mood, I browsed Craigslist and found ... yeah, i know, i know... wtf am i doing sifting through all the rubbish on CL? What can I tell you? i'm a slut. Plus it just makes you appreciate the good ones all the more... so anyway... this one ad sounded like she might be fun... came up clean on the ROB list too! But then i got a bad hunch when she called 30 minutes late, asked for my apartment number, then 5 minutes later, no buzz at the door, so i went downstairs... sure enough... Snoop Doggy Dipshit with alot of bling and a wench that looked nothing like the picture were standing in the lobby looking at the names on the unit listing. I walked outside and stood there enjoying the wind and the ions in the air. A minute or so later, she opens the door and calls out "Mark? Hey Honey!
"... with noone else around but me, I simply shook my head and said very truthfully, "My name isn't Mark". They then took the elevator up to the second floor. I took note of the floor they stopped on. My floor. So I sauntered back up to my floor, and went to my apartment. And there she was, walkin in the halls outside my apartment. And there was MC Hamster, hanging out in the stairwell, the cacophony of his bling-bling echoing in the halls. I was waitin for him to do the Spinaroonie, but he didn't oblige me. Bummer that.
And then she spoke again...
"You're Mark, aren't you."
"No, I'm not. and you're not Tina either."
"You called a girl, didnt you?"
"Well if i did, she sure wouldn't look like you. Matter of fact, she didn't look like you, and you don't look like her."
"It's me, honey."
"Well, you sure aint no size 3-4 and her nose and eyebrows weren't pierced. she assured me she didn't use a driver. So whats the King of Bling doing here? Selling amway Products door to door? It doesn't matter. I'm not a mark, nor is it my name, either. Good night." I opened my apartment door, walked in, closed the door, and locked and chained it behind me. I think she called me a bitch as I closed the door, but I was no longer paying attention and her words were immaterial. The phone rang about 15 minutes later. I didn't answer it. i was busy. It was 4:20 in New York City.
I can't shake this feeling though, that its a good thing I'm moving in 24 hours...
Investigate the phone number of the CL provider next time. You are better of the pay the $60 for the piece of mind. You get the results from a pay website in about 5 minutes. Also in the NYC area there have been alot of CL busts by LE.
When I find myself in this situation, I just tootle off to the good old relible MP. Always there when you need them.
I'd have to say I'd prefer jacking off. If you jack off, you could always fantasize that you called the craiglist woman and she actually showed up for a wild time, but if you call craiglist, you might not be able to fantasize that you're just jacking off.
hobbiests took prior to the internet and cell phones... but even again, I too have "gotten the urge" and had it bite me! but not quite this bad... and for what it is worth - I too think it good that you are moving....
more balls than I do. That was either incredibly brave or you were incredibly horny. Either way, I understand the comment of you moving in 24 hours. Do you think that's enough time before Mr. Pimp returns?
Sounds like you handled it real well. Thanks for sharing.
BTW: Please share the CL ad so we can all know what not to call.
Los Angeles, not NYC...
I had originally planned to post the link to the ad, but it was already flagged and deleted by CL staff.
I do not expect any further trouble actually. They probably stewed for about as long as it took for the booker to hook another potential mark.
The ad itself, the girls name was Tina. claimed to be new, and shy, USC student wanting xmas cash... the usual entreatment.
Next time, its Rosey Palm or her Russian cousin Selma Strokedmeoff.
Its 420 somewhere.... time to roll!
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Why not to invite an unknown lady to your place. If you weren't moving, then life could have gotten very ugly.
Next time, don't take a chance and do the two-handed tango (if you're ambidextrous). Wink!
Hugs,
Ciara
it is wise to have an insurance policy by Gaston Glock at your disposal.
And I want a ride on your new toy.
I to have done the same, but never sent them home why waste a semi-good lay better than none at all? I never had in me to send them home , maybe the thought of someone walking the halls of my building looking for me scares me more?Letting everyone know is not my idea of a good neighbor. Has anyone ever call the cops ? can you call the cops ? Hey there is a provider walking the halls looking for "mark" in my building ? Many of times I've called and a totally different girl shows up So what are we to do ? Like you did send her home,? hope for a no show and go to bed ? Or just don't answer the phone/door? Some of these girls need it just as bad as we do! So there a little green,(new) not the dream girl you were hoping for. There is a lot of bate and switch going on. Pictures all look great on the combuter, younger,skinner. Some of my least fortunate girls have been the best, as one put it she could suck a golf ball through a straw ! as she did me dry !
probably not true, about a guy who calls for a provider from his hotel room and is waiting and waiting for her to show up. He figures maybe she got the room number wrong, so he decides to scope out the halls for her. Sure enough, he sees a gorgeous blonde standing around the hall a few doors down. He goes up to her, stuffs a wad of bills in her hands and orders her into his room.
Of course, she was just a hotel guest waiting for her hubby to come out of the room so that they can go out. And by the way, she was an assistant district attorney to boot.
Moral: Stay inside the room. It's a lot safer.
