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"You're too long" ... I'd give anything to hear those words..(eom)
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quip6207 reads

"you're too long" (when they mean they don't want greek)

may be true, may not be true...  your other often-heard excuses/puzzling things?

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CiaraHasFun3609 reads

It generally means, you are too long !

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CiaraHasFun3092 reads

You cockatoo is 2-3 inches long.
I will also deep throat with the same ;)
Id rather be tickled than choked ;)

And yes.. Alot of men that want greek have the john holmes hoo hoo

I dont like things in me that will pretrude out my eyeballs..

Smelly, get off my ass about the greek thing..

No pun

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*sigh

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rebelmax2750 reads

Be very careful what you wish for.  I'm sure that some, if not all of your clients or potential clients have gotten out their rulers.ROLFMAO

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Lex Luethor1823 reads

...I was once told (in advance) I might be too big for regular sex. Needless to say, the appointment didn't happen.

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CiaraHasFun4056 reads

I heard it  thru the grapevine

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redhot2508 reads

From your reference check?? LOL...

I actually would be intrigued if that was offered with the reference... ;-)~

xoM

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CiaraHasFun2267 reads

I havent seen him already :)
Ciara doesnt look favorably on reviews when I travel remember ;)

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redhot2401 reads

I was responding to his post.  Not sure what your response means...

I don't know him, but was just getting a chuckle that someone was trying to give themselves an out for doing their job based on *reported* size.

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CiaraHasFun2867 reads

Lex said something about the big one..
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I said i heard is thru the grapevine
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you said, howd she know that, thru a ref check ?
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ANd i said how did you know i havent seen him ? ;)
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Ok, all done..

Thank you :)

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redhot2021 reads

My original comment (again) was in response to Lex's post...I never read your comment, so was not asking about *you* but the person he mentions in *his* post, and a question directed at *him*.

Whew...now that we've got that important issue worked out...let's go have some fun today!

xoMegan

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Lex Luethor2072 reads

...a (beloved) reference was trying to help me out...and ended up scaring her off instead.

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CiaraHasFun3121 reads

Since some girls are a little put off with Long dongs, LOL

They either tell, or I ask...

Yes so and so is very nice.. not le, seen him many times.. be careful though. hes got the big one.

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betty_snj2195 reads

and tell them to book him last because they will be saying "OHHH MY GOD!! OHHH MY GOD!!" a lot during the session and, definitely, will want to keep him for more time than scheduled.
Usually the girls send me "smiles" and "winks" in reply...but AFTER they see him they mail to me saying "Betty, OHHHH MY GOD!!!"




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HandsFree2022 reads

I thought you did an exceptional job cleaning up that situation.

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betty_snj2342 reads

way bigger, with a magnificent cock that he knows how to use VERY well. Not to mention is attached to a handsome man.

-- Modified on 11/4/2005 12:35:14 PM

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tampavolt2369 reads

I have that prob. too,I don`t think it`s that big by porn standards.Holmes.jeremy etc,10.5 but it`s thick as hell,I have had women do me oral only cause their afraid of it so what can I say some head is better than no head...

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