It all began with a significant stay in the dog house as the cake.  My spouse's excessive moodiness and lack of interest courtesy of early menopause served as the icing.  I suppose that you can only walk on so many egg shells.  It eventually served up the most peculiar of New Year's Resolutions.  It was simply the right time to settle curiousity and discontinue 20 plus years of monogamy.  So here I am...