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...kind, respectful, ultra clean, light hearted, gentle, prompt and genuinely nice people."
Hmmm. Let me guess. We haven't met, have we. 
.. to submit a picture of themselves naked whenever they contact an escort for an appointment... I wonder if that would shut ex-NYorker up, Smarty? 
Suzanne
Ok, you do know that doesn't actually exist anywhere, right?
The actual rule for businesses is "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone".
There is no business where any and all customers are "always right".
I guarantee you if you behave in a certain manner no business anywhere will think you "right", no matter how much you pay.
Cause a disturbance in a hotel, they will throw you out, and you won't get a refund. Be rude to waitstaff and other customers, and no retsaurant or bar will say that you were right.
Go into car dealership, and yell, kick the cars, belittle the employees, scare the other people and you will be shown the door.
Go to an "exclusive" night club and not have the "right" look and you are not getting in.
Go to fancy restaurant with a dress code, and not have the proper attire and you will not be seated...and you can slip the maitre d' a tip...but it won't help.
It is arrogance to have an attitude of "I'm the one that's paying so you will do as I want." without respect for the business you are attempting to give your patronage to.
The idea that a lady in this business should have to take any and all clients simply because he has the required fee is ludicrous. No business serves absolutely everyone simply because they may have the money for the goods or services offered.
Now, as to Miss Suzanne's post and idea of having nude pictures required of clients...note the "smilie" at the end of her post, this indicates humour. She was making a farcical statement in reply to the original post in the thread...and anyway...who would ask for a nude picture first...first you get the clothed picture, then if they don't look too bad you ask for the nude...come on...*smirk*
As for your statement about about "fat", I see no mention of weight in the post you replied to.
QUOTE: ".. to submit a picture of themselves naked whenever they contact an escort for an appointment... I wonder if that would shut ex-NYorker up, Smarty? "
No mention of wieght, size, fat...
That said though, I am sure if a lady would be characrterised as small minded and be admonished for a statement of one's weight, then you also must PM every reviewer that makes statements about a lady's weight, or any other aspect of her appearance and tell them how small minded they are. I assume if you see a post anywhere on the boards mentioning a lady's weight and appearance you rightfully chide the person that made the staement, and let them know in no uncertain terms they are short sighted, small minded, judgemental, etc. and that it is reprehensible that they would use appearance to decide whether or not too see a lady.
I am also sure that if this is such an afront to you, that you never look at the galleries on a lady's website as it would be shallow to base you thoughts of her and seeing her on what she looked like...you would also never mention in any reviews you may make any remarks critical of her appearance because surely it would not bother you that much, and you are not small minded.
(please read the above post whilst smirking, it gives the required tone)
In the interest of full disclosure: I am short, fat and ugly...lest anyone were to assume I am so physically pleasing as to be the able to speak for the beautiful people, or be offened by the less than attractive...nope.
I think that's an excellent idea Suzzane. And based on the responses by the other providers below you, quite a popular suggestion. I propose you all commit to test market this idea for a period of three months, then report back to the forum here on how it went.
"hun, wait let me find a new stick of gum. You can call me anything you want."
Man oh oh man.... You just conjured up images of my old girlfriend from the south shore of Long Island. You wouldn't by chance be from Massapequa? BTW: She WAS a cold hearted bitch. But I mean that in a good way.
Since I wasn't replying to you, or your post, just pointing out to whom Miss Interesting Woman was replying to (you may want to learn the post hierarchy thing too...really, I kid you not, it makes message boards so much more understandable) I wasn't actually making any assertations as to anything about you.
I was pointing out that if by her reply to you that Patooie could conclude about her a chip on her shoulder and issues with men, then the same must be true of your post...see wasn't actually about you...was drawing a parallel of posts and the reaction of one to said posts.
as to your points...
A.) Interesting that you would choose to reply to Miss CHB's post to attempt your satirical (I assume when you state you were "being" funny, you were attempting satire) retort as her posts are rather known for being witty and sarcastic and satirical...odd choice to the post you think an example of "high-minded" and serious.
I of course knew all along you were joking, as anyone that posts anything that seems to cause offense always explains that they were joking...no one has ever made a serious post to anyone in the history of the internet...all posts that offend are made in the nature of humour and all those that reply are simply too serious, or lack a sense of humour of the level of the person that they reply to....of course in reality they also were just joking so no one really over reacts or is overly sensative either...just a lot of jokes, offending those those neither witty or wise enough to understand them in turn. *smirk*
B.) My post wasn't about you...I stated, I draw no conclusions of you.
If I were to play arm chair psychologist though, I might question your reaction to a post that, if read and comprehended was not only not to you, or in reply to your post but only using yours an a parallel, that you would feel a need to defend how much you LOVE women...
I might ask you why the defensive tone to your reply and why you felt you had to give a resumé of your history with women in your life to "prove" that "LOVE" of women...
but I'm not an arm chair psychologist so I won't question that.
C.) But of course I shall continue to entertain you. I am here to serve. Think of me as a message board jester of sorts.
...kind, respectful, ultra clean, light hearted, gentle, prompt and genuinely nice people."
Hmmm. Let me guess. We haven't met, have we.
Oh My God this thread is comedy and made me laugh real hard today thanks girls you rock
..."goddess" having two Ds, but I wouldn't want the lovelies with As, Bs, and Cs to take offence.