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More (a)musings from George Carlin..........
I woke up wondering why "blowjobs" are called "blow" jobs? It doesn't make sense. So I grabbed my phone and asked Siri. She said she doesn't give blowjobs LOL, but seriously, she said she couldn't find anything. Right! I Googled it and got better results.
I just had to share one of them here. Don't expect to see it on those TV game shows anytime soon.
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We drive on parkways, but park in driveways, and inflammable means the same as flammable.
Good luck ever trying to figure that stuff out
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