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if you are not used to taking viagra DO NOT take it today!!!! Super annoying, you're hard for hours and then try to blame us because you can't cum or that your time is up... Bring ID with you cause some need to know who you are, if you gave her your real name during verification she may ask to see it and saying you have to go back to get it seems fishy...  
If you do use a burner be sure to keep that same number, this is how we identify you, if your number changes often we won't be able to verify or refer you...

REMEMBER, Escorts are paid for their time ONLY!!! anything that happens if between consenting adults.  
Posted By: grahamlee
* Shower properly just before you go there. Pay close attention to soaping the nether regions.  
 * brush your teeth  
 * If you can, shower AGAIN when you get there (hop in, hop out, or maybe she'll shower with you).  
 * Use a mouthwash when you are there. Excuse yourself to the bathroom.  
 * If she does the law enforcement (le) check on you by grabbing your crotch, reciprocate by squeezing her breasts.  
 * Put the donation on the counter/desk/table in an unsealed envelope when she's looking. Removes the suspense.  
 * If you have a hard time finishing with a condom, then don't play with yourself a few days before.  
 * If you finish too quickly, play with yourself shortly before the session.  
 * give her a tip if you think she deserves it.  
 * be respectful and kind but...  
 * it's okay to ask questions if something odd happens, like she says "no bj" when she previously told you "yes, bj." But still be kind and respectful.  
 * you can walk out if she's not who she advertised herself to be.  
 * Bring your own condom in case she doesn't have any (has happened to me)  
 * Leave your wallet and ID and real cell phone locked safely in your car.  But bring enough extra cash for tips.  
 * use a burner to communicate with her.  
 * If you think you're going to be nervous and limp, pop a viagra  
 

Getting ready for my first hobby experience tomorrow. Any pointers from the experienced gents and ladies on the forum is appreciated.

linked on this page.  Look for the red and white life preserver.

Be sure to play safely, and be choosy about whom you see

Senator.Blutarsky475 reads

Except for the envelope, do what you'd do for a civie date. Good hygiene, respect & manners usually pay excellent dividends.  

Welcome to the asylum...err, I mean playground. :-)

* Shower properly just before you go there. Pay close attention to soaping the nether regions.
* brush your teeth
* If you can, shower AGAIN when you get there (hop in, hop out, or maybe she'll shower with you).
* Use a mouthwash when you are there. Excuse yourself to the bathroom.
* If she does the law enforcement (le) check on you by grabbing your crotch, reciprocate by squeezing her breasts.
* Put the donation on the counter/desk/table in an unsealed envelope when she's looking. Removes the suspense.
* If you have a hard time finishing with a condom, then don't play with yourself a few days before.
* If you finish too quickly, play with yourself shortly before the session.
* give her a tip if you think she deserves it.
* be respectful and kind but...
* it's okay to ask questions if something odd happens, like she says "no bj" when she previously told you "yes, bj." But still be kind and respectful.
* you can walk out if she's not who she advertised herself to be.
* Bring your own condom in case she doesn't have any (has happened to me)
* Leave your wallet and ID and real cell phone locked safely in your car.  But bring enough extra cash for tips.
* use a burner to communicate with her.
* If you think you're going to be nervous and limp, pop a viagr

GaGambler538 reads

That said, if a woman grabs my crotch I don't that she is going to mind me grabbing her boobs. Actually it sounds like a VERY nice way of saying hello to me, even if it does NOTHING to keep either one of you safe from LE.

Don't mess around with BP girls although a lot of them are nice.   That's where the LE works the most.     Take your license a lot of girls want to see if your who you say you are.    Be relaxed because most providers are just nice people, with kids , students, part time with civy jobs, etc.   A lot of the young girls are late so don't be surprised if it happens.  They might have to get things ready.    Won't tell you where your going until right before the time.     Screw her brains out woo hoo.    It will be hard to ever quit the hobby.

if you are not used to taking viagra DO NOT take it today!!!! Super annoying, you're hard for hours and then try to blame us because you can't cum or that your time is up... Bring ID with you cause some need to know who you are, if you gave her your real name during verification she may ask to see it and saying you have to go back to get it seems fishy...  
If you do use a burner be sure to keep that same number, this is how we identify you, if your number changes often we won't be able to verify or refer you...

REMEMBER, Escorts are paid for their time ONLY!!! anything that happens if between consenting adults.  

Posted By: grahamlee
* Shower properly just before you go there. Pay close attention to soaping the nether regions.  
 * brush your teeth  
 * If you can, shower AGAIN when you get there (hop in, hop out, or maybe she'll shower with you).  
 * Use a mouthwash when you are there. Excuse yourself to the bathroom.  
 * If she does the law enforcement (le) check on you by grabbing your crotch, reciprocate by squeezing her breasts.  
 * Put the donation on the counter/desk/table in an unsealed envelope when she's looking. Removes the suspense.  
 * If you have a hard time finishing with a condom, then don't play with yourself a few days before.  
 * If you finish too quickly, play with yourself shortly before the session.  
 * give her a tip if you think she deserves it.  
 * be respectful and kind but...  
 * it's okay to ask questions if something odd happens, like she says "no bj" when she previously told you "yes, bj." But still be kind and respectful.  
 * you can walk out if she's not who she advertised herself to be.  
 * Bring your own condom in case she doesn't have any (has happened to me)  
 * Leave your wallet and ID and real cell phone locked safely in your car.  But bring enough extra cash for tips.  
 * use a burner to communicate with her.  
 * If you think you're going to be nervous and limp, pop a viagra  
 

Oh, one more thing:

* If she says "get comfortable" that's your cue to undress. Strip quickly too. The more you hesitate getting undress, the more paranoid she'll become that you are le. Don't make her have to say "get comfortable" twice.

enjoy the experience.

Posted By: Swamie_1909
Getting ready for my first hobby experience tomorrow. Any pointers from the experienced gents and ladies on the forum is appreciated.

souls_harbor513 reads

As a client forget anything to do with an le check.  The provider will do whatever makes her comfortable.  But in you case, if you show up to an le sting, you are going to the slammer no matter what you do or don't do.  

Therefore if you are new to this, book only well reviewed ladies.  Also if possible pay for p411.  Now I happened to not do that, got my intro from two providers who did their own screening, then they invited me to p411 which I got for 6 months free

Thanks all for your inputs. I did find the provider thru TER and p411 and well reviewed. Fingers crossed

Thanks for all your inputs folks!! It was a great session. Will post review over the weekend!

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