So you have this fantasy of seeing that hot sticky mess of goo that you've got swirling around in your balls fly free and land on a precociously sexy upturned face, but none of the girls you see will give it a go.        
       
You cry about it.        
       
You suffer.        
       
You lament to other men about how "Nobody will let you cum on their face."        
       

       
^^ That is your face every single day that you're not given the thumbs up to splatter a face with the messy goo in your ballsack.