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Do they send you free samples, dude? (eom)
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frustratedprovider2164 reads

Wish it could take me less than 10 minutes to get there even when I'm flying solo!

I've tried the K-Y warming stuff.  Have you tried that too and how does it compare?

There's the buying of the product, lighting candles, bootlegging of the porn, picking either the Marvin Gaye mellow CD or the Wild Hooker Dance Party CD Compilation, clicking on to Avalon Rose's website to look at her photos agian, trying to invent a fuck-me-doll that randomly bites my nipples, calling my mother so she won't telephone during the act, locking the door, unlocking the door, closing the window so the noise won't wake up Petey the homeless guy who lives in my alley, making and chilling the whipped cream...then meditating on Kim and Carla crawling towards Little Sampson with that look in their eyes.

So much to do for that three minutes of joy.

But to answer your question, I did try the K-Y version.  The "warming" part was identical but I like Astroglide's longevity and "thickness" (if that's the description I'm looking for)
Didn't care for the Astroglide "Gel"...although it might be good for anal.

They all taste like chemicals...wish they'd fix that.  I'd like one that tastes like Kim and Carla.

a couple of days ago. I got the best handjob that I have ever had and I am not a handjob type of man.

Besides, I think it's got a slightly different demographic than Astroglide.  

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my secret research tells me and that's why I get free bottles delivered on a constant basis from the fine folks at Pepper.

And when the stress level is just right on a certain kind of hot day, Diet Dr. Pepper has the ability to make me ejaculate in my shorts.


If I combine it a day after a session with the thoughts of the right beautiful tryster.

But it must be Mountain Dew with real sugar and caffeine.  

Maybe I should mix Mountain Dew and Astroglide and see what happens.

happyendings2032 reads

What can I say...I will always believe there is a fairy tail somewhere out there.  When it cum's to Love an Passion maybe it is best to live in the fantasy.  

A bit youthful at Heart.  Sorry and Thanks for your patients and support.  Looking to learn from my mistakes...

My sencerist appoligies to all.

unconditional love






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