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Something light and fresh, but don't over do it! (eom)
kathrynkiss 6299 reads
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Ladies - do you like it when clients wear cologne to a session?  If so, which fragrances do you like to smell on a man [besides the smell of being clean]?

or you smell like you bathed in it cologne is nice

but for some reason the fresh smell of Lever2000 soap drives me nuts.  I just can't stop wanting to smell and nuzzle your neck because it is such a manly sent without being overwhelming.  

I dont know if anyone else has a Lever2000 fetish but for some reason it is so my thing.

"Mysterious Phenomenon Sweeping Chicagoland Area"


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Good evening Mister and Misses America and all the ships at sea........

Reports are flooding in from all over the Chicago area of a mysterious craze having to do with men of all ages buying up every bar of Lever2000 barsoap they can get their hands on. Women that usually purchase this otherwise non descript product for use in everyday life are outraged at their inability to maintain a normal household routine, and talks of picketing outside stores are running rampid.

NOW is said to be organizing a sit in at some local government offices in an attempt to pressure local officials for answers. Calls to both the local and national NOW chapter offices went unreturned today.

On the near Northside this morning 3 men were arrested when they became irate and started beating a stockboy with wet burritos and throwing low fat Cherry Garcia Ben & Jerry's ice cream at him because he couldn't find any more Lever2000 soap in the back room.

On the cities Southside a man dressed in a dirty Santa suit was caught on tape holding up a delivery driver outside a neighborhood grocery store with slingshot. He had the driver put the entire order of Lever2000 bar soap in the hatchback of an old beat up bright green AMC Pacer and sped away in a could of buring oil.

Officials for Lever Brothers at the Hammond, Indiana plant, where Dove, Caress, Lifeboy and Shield in addition to Lever2000 is made have no explanation to why this is happening and deny rumors that there has been some type of mind altering formula change. Although one high ranking Lever Brothers official that resides in the Chicago area was spotted loading a gross of the soap in question into the trunk of his car.

When questioned just after purchasing Leaver200, all the men asked were unable to give a logical answer as to why they were doing it. They merely got very silent and had a huge shit eating grin appear on their face......

-- Modified on 12/21/2004 2:50:31 AM

I read about a survey in a men's magazine, (Men's Health, I beleive) that found Irish Spring bar soap as being a very popular scent with the ladies. It had the same effect Sage speaks.

Old Spice - I use to not like it when I was little but now its the one cologne I love to smell on a man ;-)

SweetTina4285 reads

Curve cologne. Just tonight a guy passed me by and he was wearing it. I swear I followed him to his car. That scent does something to my body!

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