Erotic Humor
A bicycle ride
Two women were out for a bicycle ride. As they went down a certain street, the one said to the other "You know, I've never come this way before". The other replied "It's the cobblestones".
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The nuns at the convent loved to ride their bikes for pleasure. But finally Mother Superior called them together and said "Ladies, if you can't control the giggling and laughing out loud while you're out riding we are going to have to put the seats back on."
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