I didn't quite fit any of the scenarios in the article but I did have a civvie date with a woman I met online where we met at a restaurant. We started talking and drinking, while asking the usual "get to know you" questions.

About 20 minutes in, I realized we had done this about 18 months prior! We had connected online, met and had dinner, and it never really went anywhere after that. I somewhat sheepishly asked her about it and she eventually remembered the prior date.  

Turned out we still didn't have enough in common to continue dating; as we parted ways at the end of dinner, I asked "So see ya again in a year or so?" She laughed and we parted with an amusing story; no, we didn't go for round three.

14? Oh no! That's the worst. #5 happened to me and not with a client...

I'm not exaggerating when I say I went on a date with an attorney who talked the entire time about how bright he was and how he thought about all of these things that nobody else thought about.  He was intelligent and his topics were interesting, but he didn't let me say a single word.  Why should he, after all?  He already knew everything.

When he asked if I wanted to see him again I said, "No".  He said, "I shouldn't have talked about my ideas about _____, right?  Was that too weird"?  

I said, "No, you should have let me say something...anything".