... Should we drop a hint and let others know where we'll be when we do?
; )
xo - troublemaker Lo
This week I'm curious about your toy collections. How extensive are they? How much room do you need to store your collection?
I dedicated an entire armoire to my sexy clothes, shoes, porn & toy collection and I've grown out of it completely!!!! My club wear, latex, costume lingerie and one of kind pieces are pouring out. My panty and bra sets no longer fit in one drawer and my toy collection is layered on top of each other so deeply in the drawer that it's hard for me to remember what's in there; I have two sets of leather wrist and neck cuffs, multiple blindfolds, strap ons with several interchangeable dildos (for show and photo shoots only. sorry guys!!) vibrating rabbits, eggs, bullets, g-spot sticks, prostate massagers and cock rings. I've got chains, leather straps, rope and riding crops. I have paddles - leather and flimsy or leather and hard OR metal and non-forgiving. I have appropriated items like stockings, curtain tassels and laundry pins. The list goes on and on - industrial strength black latex gloves, black gloves affixed with long fake dragon nails, swimming caps and more. My small but growing porn collection is shoved in the back by my tiny stripper shoe collection (that's the only collection that's tiny).
Soon I shall be faced with the challenge of what to do with my expansive toy collection. To thin it down or to create a larger storage space for it.... perhaps my own dungeon some day. ; )
Ladies - (and gents) I'm curious about your collections - do they take up a drawer, a duffle bag, a shelf, a closet, a room in your house?
Thinking sexy on hump day!!
xo Lo
...three dresser drawers. Keep in mind, I just did my Spring cleaning, too! Over the years, twelve to be exact, I have accumulated quite the collection of lingerie, toys and accoutrements. You could probably included a section of the refrigerator that is designated to battery storage, as well. There are certain items that are quality and you keep for a long time. Then, there are certain ones that with time, become less useful. I would love to apportion a section of my home to my collection. As it is now, I must search a few ares when I am looking for a certain item or request.
A more important question is not where do you store them, but how do you travel with them..... I have a story or two....
Just remember, always remove the batteries when travelling!
Great post, Lola. Can't wait to see the responses......
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
...collection! I thought mine was large but I guess after moving 17 times in my adult life I have the scaled down, metropolitan apartment sized collection! ; )
Thank you for the *very* good advice about removing batteries. I never thought about it.
Like you, I would love to have a room that I could dedicate completely to being a "fun room".
Thanks for your reply. Hope to see you in South Florida or NYC soon!
Toys ARE fun BUT the lady is the KEY part of any date-- if you satisfy her why the need of toys ??
Remember her pleasure Imcreases !
Just saying
Being a pack-rat is easy to succumb to but I get bored with some toys fast. Thank god their not made to last a life time and are ready to be tossed in the rubbish in due time. My favorites reside in my night stand or a red roll away bag for out-call. Can't say how many have been left for pickup on trash day through the years but plenty.
I like having sexy things to add a little flare to my playtime but most of the men I see want less of that and more of me.
Sounds like you will need to rent a spot just to keep all your pleasure makers in time.
Your post was fun to read and very informative but where did you get the idea to glue fingernails to black gloves. that was a first for me and sounded rather interesting
Kisses Haley
... I'm sentimental and attach fond memories to my toys. I've worn a couple out of course and they have found they're way to the trash but if it's a really good silicone silver sparkled dildo that I like to wear in my strap on mechanism for fun it's not going anywhere!! ; ) I don't know why I like wearing them... I just do.
I don't bring my toys to sessions as they're *my* toys. If someone wants to play with a toy I usually ask them to shop for something *they* might like or to send me off to the store with a special request.
As for the gloves with glued on fingernails it was for a very elaborate cat woman costume I made and wore one halloween. The costume is gone but the gloves remain. They're cool. You stay cool too Haley!
I replace them often. I don't pick my own toys.
I have a regular visitor who has them sent to me every few weeks.
It's a lot of fun when they get here, sort of like Xmas...
lingerie, oils, toys, Etc.
I have 2 drawers full of toys. I will probably go through it later today
& "weed" out the ones that have loose latches where the batteries go Etc.
I have a rubbermaid bin and a large duffle bag full of toys and an entire set of plastic drawers for my kink clothing and it's not enough. Many items are hidden in a corner of the closet, and clothing is spilling into my regular clothes. Most of it is fetish/BDSM stuff, clothes that don't fit properly, etc. A few dildos,vibrators, etc. and a small wardrobe of clothes that are actually wearable. I have trouble getting rid of things. As soon as I do I always seem to find a need for them, and when I do want a particular outfit, it seems I can never find it.
I dedicated an entire armoire to my sexy clothes, shoes, porn & toy collection and I've grown out of it completely!!!! My club wear, latex, costume lingerie and one of kind pieces are pouring out. My panty and bra sets no longer fit in one drawer and my toy collection is layered on top of each other so deeply in the drawer that it's hard for me to remember what's in there; I have two sets of leather wrist and neck cuffs, multiple blindfolds, strap ons with several interchangeable dildos (for show and photo shoots only. sorry guys!!) vibrating rabbits, eggs, bullets, g-spot sticks, prostate massagers and cock rings. I've got chains, leather straps, rope and riding crops. I have paddles - leather and flimsy or leather and hard OR metal and non-forgiving. I have appropriated items like stockings, curtain tassels and laundry pins. The list goes on and on - industrial strength black latex gloves, black gloves affixed with long fake dragon nails, swimming caps and more. My small but growing porn collection is shoved in the back by my tiny stripper shoe collection (that's the only collection that's tiny).
Soon I shall be faced with the challenge of what to do with my expansive toy collection. To thin it down or to create a larger storage space for it.... perhaps my own dungeon some day. ; )
Ladies - (and gents) I'm curious about your collections - do they take up a drawer, a duffle bag, a shelf, a closet, a room in your house?
Thinking sexy on hump day!!
xo Lo
I am UNABLE to de-porn my "playroom",
because of the sex swing that is bolted to the ceiling!
My 68 year old aunt saw it the other day
& said she is having nightmares from it.
I never thought about it but...
I guess to a "Civi" woman from an older generation
it could look scary. I should have had it put on hooks.
Oh well.
I have a medical bag for my outcalls. A basement in DC hosts most of my playthings as that is where my biggest client base is. I have 2 bags I tour with, so much stuff ...... ugh, read my website.http://www.mistresscrown.com/html/index.html Im to lazy to list it all here, lol! Geat post to show off all you have though! Together we would fill up 2 houses
So when are you comming back to Miami?
You've piqued my curiosity. I think we have a lot in common!! I like the photo of you with your strap on tucked under your party dress! Perhaps a doing a double together someday is in order!
I humbly bow to the crown - xo Lo
All kinds of sexy thoughts are running through my head...
Lets meet up this month! TC xoxo
... Should we drop a hint and let others know where we'll be when we do?
; )
xo - troublemaker Lo