There is this guy on Twitter who posts as Not A Wolf, with these funny tweets often based on him being a wolf posing as a man. Anyway, today he tweeted about his plans for Valentine's Day:
I PLAN TO SPICE UP MY VALENTINES DAY WITH MANY WELL KNOWN SEX MOVES
REGRET
69
REVERSE REGRET
CONTINUING TO MISS MY WIFE
MISSIONARY
There is a joke in there, but just buried too deep for most of us to see it, right?
The only other explanation is your post was moved here from another board and was never intended to be a joke. Please tell me that's what happened, because I don't see anything even the slightest bit funny about your post.
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