Erotic Humor
I hope I haven't posted this before. (At my age who can be sure?)
Guy walks into strip joint in Cincinnati and sees the fattest woman he has ever seen, nude or near nude, dancing on a table.
She waves at him smiling. "Great legs," he yells "Do you really think so?" asks she. "I know so," he yells, "otherwise that table would have collapsed the second you got on it."It took me about two minutes to figure it out. 8o)
We are always going new places and meeting new people.
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