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My new masturbation fantasy:

Atm whore, on rollerblades she glides, a whiff of her perfume and sweat and then my vision clears and I spy the prized camel toe. I approach timidly and with my Eros Pro Lube I slice my gold card past her bulging clit, and she sits on the shelf of the ATM machine and using the envelopes to blot her shiny lips, she spreads her legs and rests her ankles on the adjacent trash cans, and well......you know.

Blacksheep315801 reads

I am not under any illusions about relationships with providers. However, I was recently with a provider who also struck me as a very intelligent, motivated, and self directed women. She has the type of personality of the successful people I already hang with. To the providers, have you ever struck up a long distance  friendship with a  client. Just nothing but a few friendly e-mails back and forth to see what is up w/each other. Nothing more. Do providers shy away from that sort of thing or is that ok if it is done respectfully? Have any of you done this?

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netmichelle2710 reads

Oh, I am gonna FRY for this one. (DUCKS)

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sicnarf2718 reads

on several levels - I am just wondering if the rest of the Sunday night late readers do!?  lol... it was quite funny!

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HandsFree2978 reads

Nothing ever came from the couple of providers that I e-mailed back and forth with for awhile. I think it's human instinct to want to make connections, though not as cynical as 'Nettie, I agree that for 98% of these ladies, it's NEXT! If you are otherwise battle-ready and have a heart that can take a pounding, please know that anything substantive with a provider is a pipedream from which you'll never wake up. Aside from the mostly emotionless sex that you'll have, these ladies are human and have as many or more issues than the average person walking around. These boards often chide the women about the money they make or could make, but escorting can be a very solitary life, often filled with regret, remorse, depression, and other addictions. If someone reaches out to you and they need your ear if only for an hour or a few e-mails, please listen, but keep your heart at bay until she is truly emotionally available to you. Moreover, if you think that you want to be friend or even a mate some day, please know that there are memories associated with this life that die very hard deaths.

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netmichelle2282 reads

So my dog's name is Felony.
My pen pals are old creditors and they don't send love letters or flowers, but we have a near 7 year relationship and will soon break up.
I sleep alone, but the felon hogs most of the bed, and well, farts, then sits on my head. Emotionless sex? I thought that was marriage. Oops, I will just skip that one in the cafeteria lane of frozen food life OK? I like having a boyfriend in every state and some European countries. Poly-tatted-amourous-slut says have a nice Labor Day...peace out, and pass the gin and juice.

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sicnarf2504 reads

I for one thought it was truly funny!  but am in a rare internet mood tonight where I can go from fun to camp to serious in a heartbeat... go figure... must be my hormones... moaning... I crack me up!

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netmichelle1990 reads

You could read it when I was talking about doggie farts. xoxoxo

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HandsFree2136 reads

In marriage you pay with time, headaches, and saving for college educations. In the hobby, you pay with green-stamped dead presidents. It's still is emotionless sex although the majority win the Oscar for best supporting slut in a part-time role.

P.S. Not all are "Poly-tatted-amourous-sluts," I love that about you.

-- Modified on 8/28/2005 9:30:31 PM

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Sojourner71483 reads

Try not to get your hopes up in regards to staying in contact with providers via email, that can be a learning experience...not in a good way either. Don't take it personal if you dont hear back, many of us are in that boat. They just get so many emails....it has to be difficult.

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Lex Luethor2736 reads

...but I keep trying.

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Private Companion2991 reads

Will correspond enough to get to know the person and see if they are worthy of seeing.  If they want to play around and flirt online, time is money, and would have to charge full rates for such correspondence.

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HandsFree3113 reads

Not sure what is full-time, but like you, I screen too... nothing worse that seeing a deadhead no matter how good she looks. For those of us who eschew street walkers and the other low-priced leaders, it's nothing worse in my book going into a session with a stranger and not having the first clue as to what she is about. It's amazing what your can find out in a 5 minute spirited discussion in an IM box. As someone with discerning tastes, I am sure you know that you get more and more often when you give a guy the sense that you are more than an ATM whore.

-- Modified on 8/28/2005 11:04:40 PM

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netmichelle2426 reads

My new masturbation fantasy:

Atm whore, on rollerblades she glides, a whiff of her perfume and sweat and then my vision clears and I spy the prized camel toe. I approach timidly and with my Eros Pro Lube I slice my gold card past her bulging clit, and she sits on the shelf of the ATM machine and using the envelopes to blot her shiny lips, she spreads her legs and rests her ankles on the adjacent trash cans, and well......you know.

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HandsFree2869 reads

Woman, your are certifiable and that be GOOD!

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sicnarf2717 reads

Ya gotta write this stuff down... as it is too good to be true... and great stuff on the times in which we live - even though the profession is quite old... could you imagine Shakespear or Chaucer commenting on the hobby with an ATM nearby... nettie - you have provided a clasic look --- and a classy one two - do you represent the gal at the ATM machine - she looks like my type!

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VonRyan3240 reads

In this fantasy,Do you forget your pin #?

I love it!

Cheers!

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netmichelle1821 reads

I hit jackpot!

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VonRyan3214 reads

Cheers!

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Tony Souprano2205 reads

Are you lonesome tonight?

http://soundamerica.com/sounds/comedy/Sam_Kinison/lonesome.wav

What an ending!

Badabing!

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Blacksheep312635 reads

Ohhh!  Ohhh!  OHHHHHHHHH!  Thanks for the laugh SAM

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WhataDick3442 reads

Charge for a little flirt and email...after all there is fun in the chase as well!!!

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ElleWoods2455 reads

It is ok tho from time to time, but dont' get all huffy if we email you last or take a while.  If you are a client then yes you will get a reply but it make take a several days and may be brief.  Nto to mention if it is summertime.  

Do you appreciate phone solicitors while you are running your business or company?  Trying to field emails and sort thru spanm trying to figure out what is real email possible appts and what is BS can be very time consuming, for which the ladies are nto compensated for.

But at least you asked ;)  Just dont' get a 'tude if she doesn't reply quickly

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Blacksheep312005 reads

Thanks for a straight, non sarcastic, mature, and what needed to be said, answer.

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