So I'm at the bar and the "desire thing" comes over me. I have a couple hours before the wife checks on my here and there. Any thoughts on how to best fulfill that urge? In the old days I would go to a suna but now they are all closed down. There must be a "handy way" (besides the hand) to get a quickie in this over-regulated world!
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