Fantastic idea Dot could tour the many military bases here in Texas. This may wind up being a franchise set up. We could paint the hummer titty pink. Setting up at all of the military bases with the trailers. Do you supose we could advertise in the Army Times?
Be on the lookout for Dorothy of Dallas!
I hobby frequently when I travel. I like to try out the local talent. I think I take my hobbying very seriously as I spend a lot of time on my knees earning my DATY money! I hate to be screwed. LOL. Well, you know what I mean.
Anyhow, I was in Portland, Maine yesterday (which really should have a TER board because it would be funny to see two Portlands on the board list and the hobbyists there are great!) Anyhow, I see an ad for Dorothy of Dallas. I naturally am attracted to Texans! I like them big and packing! I love that Texas women pack heat (yum in so many ways)! So I click on the ad and I see that this girl stole my photos! Moreover, she stole the text from one of my other ads!
I wanted to meet the cunt with the audacity to steal my ish so I called her up and made an appointment. Easy two call system. No verification required. (Yes, she's that dumb) I arrive at a half star hotel. When I walked in, she knew right away who I was. I told her not to panic. I just wanted my clit licked and little kk really wanted some attention after the long drive to Maine!
She wasn't that bad on the eyes. She wasn't the girl in the pictures obviously but I knew that going in. She doesn't have any teeth but who cares? Nice DSLs. Rock hard surgically enhanced tits. She must have got them done across the border? No kissing because it was $50 extra. I hate upselling tramps!
She tried to upsell me every five minutes!
There were dirty towels everywhere! One towel was so hard and crusty that it broke in half when I tried to dry my hands on it.
Decent DATY but I've had better. Total damage was $50 for about fifteen minutes.
Have any of you guys seen this tramp? Tell me what happened. No PMs about Dorothy!
Kisses,
Katie
Dorthy was good in her time but she still has that snatch that grabs the tool. Her driver in the Yellow Hummer pissed me off so when I go see her I make sure that damn guy is gone. He hassled me last year about being early. He is the one that puts her in the cheap notels. She has asked that I not mention the tips so I figure he is grabbing her money. She stuffs the tip up her pussy so I have made sure to wash my hands after handiling money. Dorthy is still giving extra when I see her. I try to see her when ever I can as long as that damn "driver" is no where in site.
Hey Katie,
I checked out Dorothy's ad link at the bottom of your post and the funny thing is, there is a link at the bottom of that bp ad under "Other Ads By This User" and it links to one of your ads. The only way that would happen is if you guys had the same bp account. Your story is kind of funny is a weird way but it doesn't add up. Please explain. Thanks.
Morgan
Hey Morgan,
LOL. That damn Dorothy! We're just trying to juice up the Dallas board. We came up with the idea on the General Discussions board. You should read general. It's fun!
Kisses,
Katie
Dorthy sent me a text message her pimp got shot the other night and she is going to sell the hummer. I am trying to convince her to get a camper to tow behind the hummer so she won't have to go to the notels. I have offered her my discount card for Camp Grounds of America. She can just set up in any of their camp grounds. I know a sign painter that can put her name and website on the side of the trailer. We need a good name to paint on the trailer. Any ideas?
...and this bullshit adds to the hobbyist discussion here exactly how?
Dot is still frantic. I told her that being an independent provider is the best full-time job on the planet! I get to go out for fancy meals and see all the sights while still pocketing cash. When she called, I was speeding down the street playing "No Hay Manera" with my tour partner. I don't have a care in the world and I love it!
Dot didn't take the burned out grad student route to providing like I did. She starting posting craigslist ads when Kmart let her go. Now she works 60 hours a week at the local Walmart. Her pimp put most of that money to the Hummer. Now that she is selling it, the world is hers!
I told her to join my whoremobile and tour the states! Leave No D-ck Behind: 50 States in Five Months! She asked if there would be t-shirts. I replied, "Hell yeah!"
There's hope for Dot yet!
If she buys the travel trailer she can work any where the business is good. I think she can write off the trailer and Hummer as a business expense. Katie you need to leave that hellhole up there and come down here. Except for the few ass holes we are required to keep around we are friendly.
Well there was nothing posted here for several days and we need to keep the mod awake. So you can go back to sleep. Sorry we bothered you.
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We'll be there in November, when it gets too cold up here! I can't wait! I miss Texas! Now, next question, should we offer providing on military bases? LOL. Just kidding! But I like thinking about bring the tour to troops -- especially young enlisted boys that aren't allowed off base!
KK
p.s. Ordered Dot LOTS of new lingerie yesterday. She said, "I'm going to look like a whore". I said, "Yes, that's the point" LOL. Just kidding. Kisses!
Fantastic idea Dot could tour the many military bases here in Texas. This may wind up being a franchise set up. We could paint the hummer titty pink. Setting up at all of the military bases with the trailers. Do you supose we could advertise in the Army Times?
Hahaha. Using the Army Times like one of those thin paper magazines with the listings in the back! LOL. Priceless!
FEMA has a bunch of those trailers for sale cheap. Some have 2 bedrooms except the walls are thin. If Dot finds another provider she could share the trailer and expenses.
HILARIOUS!!!!
Providing out of a FEMA trailer! Too funny. (--pause to be sad for girls that HAVE TO do that. Now, return to laughing)
Does this FEMA trailer roll/move?
KK
Katie The FEMA trailers have running water, air cond and tow just like any other camper. They have jacks to level them that would have to be used to keep them from rocking during "action."
Providing out of a FEMA trailer! Too funny. (--pause to be sad for girls that HAVE TO do that. Now, return to laughing)
Does this FEMA trailer roll/move?
KK
Dot may need Johns to Jack her trailer. She'll help by jacking them in exchange. 
Don't cum a knockin if the trailer is a rockin.
Dbara
What do you think about a trailer towed by a titty pink Hummer? Don't you think it would save on hotel expenses and drive LE crazy. I figure Dot could drive to all of the Army posts and Air Force bases. A few days in a camp ground then move on. This may be the beginning of a whole new method of doing trips. I think adds on the trailer would be a little to much. The web site address on the bumper of the trailer would be OK.
Dot has her trailer set up and we spent the night in all out balls to the wall action. Damn sure have to put the leveling jacks down the trailer rocks like a bucking horse. I ordered her a wine cooler for the little kitchen to finish the set up. Dot has the tightest little pussy and knows how to make it ripple on your johnson. She is heading down to Ft Hood next week to give it the first test run.
Dot called and said that she loved her Ft.Hood trip. She had to check into Darnell hospital after a hobbyist tried to fist her tight cunt. Fortunately, everything went back to its place overnight.
Now Dot is a dicksucking expert. She hasn't started CIM yet because she is saving it for her baby daddy who is in jail. Now, back to Charlie Brown Halloween.
I told her to be careful of those damn red necks in Temple. Those bubbas down there reuse rubbers and play with their sisters. I hope she heals quickly as there is a GB scheduled in Fort Worth at Billy Bobs on the 4th of next month. That damn boy friend has some problem and needs to pay his lawyer.
Now Dot is a dicksucking expert. She hasn't started CIM yet because she is saving it for her baby daddy who is in jail. Now, back to Charlie Brown Halloween.