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First get your CDL(commercial drivers license) then a big rig and hit the road! 10/4 good buddy eom
junior457 3024 reads
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otaku6477 reads

So, I was at a truck stop the other day, filling my car with gas.  A woman walks by, smiles at me, and says hi.  Well, I've been doing this long enough to know ... but then she sees my daughter with me, and just walks off.  

The question from one who has only used the internet for the hobby -- how does one find providers at truck stops?  Sounds like a piece of Americana that really shouldn't be missed, at least once.  Thanks in advance everyone. :)

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clthldr4u2677 reads

as all things have changed the term "lot lizzard" is no longer politicaly correct from this day forward all lot lizzards are to be known as RECREATIONAL REPTILES

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karmacoma2089 reads

If you have bread, they will find you! lol

kc

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Jockeypants4775 reads

and I saw a sticker that had a red line drawn through the silhouette of a green lizard.

I laughed my ass off!  What is this random sticker!  I bought 5 of them and sent them to my friends.  "No Lizards!"  What an odd sticker.  I wished they had other animals.  I'd collect them.

All my friends put them on their car.  We thought it was hilarious.

Years later, in College, someone told me what the sticker meant:  "No Lot Lizards"
"What the Hell is a Lot Lizard?"
"The Hookers that knock on your window at truck stops"

I immediately tore the sticker off my car.
All the missed opportunities.
All the regret.
All the STD's that I've missed out on.
The Madness.
The humanity.

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imsslugger2791 reads

Dude,you make reading these messages painfully funny.  Keep it up!

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otaku3404 reads

Lot lizards, eh?  And I guess CBs make sense, they're like the Internet of the 90's.  Thanks, good buddies, if you see some dumb looking white guy sitting anxiously in his pickup truck at the truck stop, that's ME!

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skisandboots1927 reads

It's amazing what you'll learn if you listen to others and just pay attention.  The truck stop that I fill my van up at most often has a lot of activity going on...when the state trooper isn't parked across the street.  When he's there the lot lizards ain't.  BTW, y'all know what the paved and/or gravelled strips are for beside the entrance/exit ramps along the interstates?  Surely, you noticed more rigs parking on these in the last several years?  Well, "resting" isn't the only thing the drivers use them for!

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mr.man2917 reads

While the thought and spontaneity, the thrill and excitment of being with a "lot lizzard" may seem fun; I must discourage this.

Most of these women are extremely high volume, routinely engage in BBFS, and many are drug addicts(offering services in exchange for drugs). Poor hygeine will undoubtedly be an issue as well. I have actually seen women go from truck to truck without even a visit to the public restroom to attempt to clean herself up. The worst I ever saw was two 19 year old girls offering a $40 BBBJTCCIM; they were so busy and desparate for the cash, I seriuosly doubt the ever washed their mouths throughout the entire evening. Another one drove up to me with two young children in the backseat of her car, she is obviously pregnant, and begins soliciting. I have way too many other horror stories to tell, but I hope you get the point by now.

"Lot lizzards" are certainly not of the same caliber or of the same class as the wonderful self-respecting TER ladies.  

 

-- Modified on 8/28/2005 7:42:09 PM

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mr.man3141 reads

just for the record, the citizen band term "good buddy" is outdated by many years and now implies homosexuality; typically used as a derogatory insult

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