Once interviewed an attractive woman for a secretarial position and when I asked her why she was leaving her current employer, she said with a very straight face: "He is getting married next month." Not making this up.
A company needed to hire a new receptionist. They provided a list of skills (typing, phone, computer work, filing) to an agency who identified three candidates. The company decided to have each lady work for one week on a trial basis and make the final selection after the third week.
Just to add a twist to it all, prior to the first gal arriving, the office manager put a $100 bill in the receptionist desk. At the end of the week, the manager checked and the money was gone.
The manager put another $100 bill in the desk. After the second lady had left on Friday, the office manager checked the desk and the money was still there.
The third lady arrived the next Monday and started working. She had been in the office for no more than 10 minutes when she went into the manager's office with the $100 bill stating that she found it in her desk, it wasn't her money, and perhaps the manager could find the rightful owner.
Which of the three ladies was hired?
The lady with the biggest tits!!!!
Once interviewed an attractive woman for a secretarial position and when I asked her why she was leaving her current employer, she said with a very straight face: "He is getting married next month." Not making this up.