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Re:I didnt change a word ! Im not messing with The Sex Fairy !
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Quote:  "If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest
of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals
will rot and fall off. "

I musta really vexed that sex fairey at some point...because without ever having received this, I already have suffed all of the fates for not passing it on.  :(

I just got this from a friend in the UK. I am covering my arse by posting it here.
tyvm, P.T.


1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth.

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2. Gentle,   relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat   produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.

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3.  Lovemaking   can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.

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4.  Sex is one of the safest sports   you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable
than swimming   20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

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5.   Sex   is an instant cure for mild depression.   It releases

endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria   and

leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

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6.    The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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7.    Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

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8.     Kissing   each day will keep the dentist away..   Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid  that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

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9.     Sex   actually relieves headaches.   A lovemaking session can

release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

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10.   A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.   Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original
is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent
around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot  Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of
receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest
of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals
will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think
need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals
has no price.



-- Modified on 3/14/2005 11:32:37 AM

WebTerrorist19592 reads

Quote:  "If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest
of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals
will rot and fall off. "

I musta really vexed that sex fairey at some point...because without ever having received this, I already have suffed all of the fates for not passing it on.  :(

Start sending it on right now and make ammends!!!!!
Your in good shape, your genitals havent rotted yet.
Hurry now, P.T.

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