Porn Stars
for stealing my alias and impersonating "Rainier Wolfcastle" (TM) who is the sole property of Matt Groening and FOX (my employer -- long live Rupert Murdoch!) --- it's a good thing you misspelled RainIer!
i should know becuz I (singleton) am the owner of all the SIMPSONS aliases on TER and have a monopoly going here! how dare you sir, you shall hear from my attorney (Lionel Hutz Esq. -- aka Dr. Nguyen van Falk) and if you insist on your unlawful ownership of my alias, then i -- Rainier Wolfcastle (not singleton) -- will have no choice but to snap your puny girlie-man arms like Twix (TM) protein bars ... you mean NOTHING!
as for the resemblance, i think you may need new glasses ... feel free to borrow Milhouse's until Dr. Hibbert comes back from vacation 
seriously dude, do you honestly think Christina, that bubblegum trollop, looks like Holly?
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UPDATE: to be fair and out of due diligence on my part (singleton) an avowed pornstar celebrity-lookalike connoisseur, i replaced the previous photo with this one, taken the night of the awards -- and i have to say that upon further inspection i can kinda sorta see where you're coming from but ... Naaaah ... it's still a "stretch" as you yourself put it ... nevertheless .... Happy Labour [sic] Day!
-- Modified on 9/1/2003 12:44:33 PM
I smoked pot and went to an orgy! Consider it a divorce! No new taxes! Cohaagen, you got what you wanted, you must give those people air! I don't read Oui magazine! Anger is more useful than despair! ... I'll BE BACK! with a different alias since it appears you vere hier before me (yet you misspelled RainIer!). We must all of us lernen sie to co-exist PEACEFULLY mit über our differences und get along ... or else I will have to go "McBain" on all of you und California too!
