Easy, tiger. As long as these actions you've described are occurring in a private setting like a mens room, that is cool. Could you bitch like a man.
Fellow Male Hobbyists, Have you ever sat in the mens room while waiting for you appt and you hear a guy come in and then what follows next is a bunch of belching, farting, snorting, coughing, spiting, and finally pissing. And BTW, this guy must have been holding it in for decades cause he had a piss ala Austin Powers then he started doing those excerises where you stop yourself then start again. I was like WTF!!!
I experienced this today while sitting in the mens room taking care of business and waiting for my appt time to creep up.
But this hasn't been the first time I have experienced it, its happened before and each time is a foul display of what we men are really like.
I dunno how or why women put up with us.
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Easy, tiger. As long as these actions you've described are occurring in a private setting like a mens room, that is cool. Could you bitch like a man.
Don't blame me for bitching
I'm running on a full tank if you know what I mean.
I don't give a damn what you're running on; jhammerloo was exactly right. Your bitching was pointless and pathetic!
smacking and squrching their food, talking with their mouths full whilst smacking and squrching, using pointless vulgarity and profanity whilst smacking and squrching, generally sounding like copulating pigs, forcing everyone within earshot to hear their fabulously interesting thoughts, leaving cheap tips, and all the time thinking that they are super special individuals... one such table can ruin the evening for the whole room...naturally gets worse when they visit the local cathouse, guys who bring food, booze, dope with them, smoke half a pack of cigs, chug a half pint of rotgut or several of those cute little minibar bottles then blast out an elephantine war cry of a fart right as they come then go barf in the facebowl, skid on the used condom they left on the floor and crack their skulls so the poor house crew has to go toss them in the incinerator to clean up the mess and hopes they are reduced to ashes before they regain consciousness... or something
The mutual candor about natural bodily functions, noises etc is usually a precursor to the loss of infatuation and enchantment in a long term intimate relationship such as marriage. What a revelation when I learned that my ex-wife's farts were more noxious than my own.
TSk.
...in fact, if I'm ever diagnosed with something terminal, one of my pet projects will be to sit in a public men's room and dispatch the first 5 "gentlemen" who think it's humorous to urinate on the floor.
Sorry *dude* but where were you when the "guy manual" was passed out - of for that matter the human manual... The human body comes complete with bacteria in the intestine that essentially help produce the gases etc, that cause the belching and farting.... as for the coughing and spitting that mucous and plasma filtrate is a useful mechanism to rid the body of potentially harmful bacteria. With respect to spitting - at least he did it into the urinal... As to pissing and stopping - get older - then you will appreciate that you do not piss as an 8-year old...
AND Just in case you think this all is a grin, have kids! they puke at the least little thing - ever have a kid puke on you at the start of a transcontinental flight? not something you want to have happen.... ever change the diaper of an 18 month old with diarrhea... or for that matter - ever been married - you will find out that the animals that we are have a lot of things that go wrong with our "bodily functions" My ex used to thing that clipping my toenails in bed was bad - but I picked up the clippings and flushed them... she on the other hand would "file" her fingernails - and leave the "dust" in the bed - ugh... And hey, how about those monthly "visits"?? ever have to run to the store at 10 PM cause she forgot to get napkins?
Anyway, whilst I sit and patiently anticipate my time with a wonderful lady, I do not pass it in the toilet... but hey, that's just me.... I prefer to sit comfortably at a nice bar (if the hotel has one) with a nice cool glass of sparkling water or wine... and perhaps some fresh fruit... to make my lips all the more juicy... while having pleasant thoughts of the time to come... rather than watching some guy, yank his tool out, piss and so on....
And - if you cannot do these things in the shitter - please pray tell, where can you do them? I have problems with those - male or female - who do them in public... so please clue me and all the others - where do you do this stuff if not in the shitter?
I know all about the kid thing. I see it everyday, my friend. Thankfully they are not my own.
And just to set the record straight..I've been in the restroom myself taking a piss when the guys come in and I just happened to hear them.
As for your question, where can you go to do these things...How about your own private bathroom at home? Thats where I do it all.
I was in a public restroom when my GF's hubby came in, and blasted away. It was weird on a couple levels. Ahhh, those were the days.
Escorts in Dante's 9 circles of Hell and I ate lots of fruit last night.
I didn't know you were sitting in there.
I had gas and I needed to let it fly. My Mother always said, "Go to the bathroom if you're gonna do that! Don't do that at the table!"
or
"What are you doing up there, JP? You're cracking the ceiling plaster."
If I hold in my farts I smell worse than I do.
when I leak out a wet fart.