So one night as little Suzy got up to go to the bathroom she heard loud noises coming from her parent's bedroom. She peeked in and there was her mother riding her father in a spirited cowgirl session. Little Suzy didn't know what to think so she blurted out "Mommy, what are you doing?" Well her mother was taken aback a bit , so she thought she'd fib since Suzy was still quite young and hadn't yet been exposed to the facts of life. Suzy's mother replied " Honey you know how sometimes Daddy's stomach gets big and bloated? Well, I'm just up here trying to push it down." Little Suzy thought for a moment and then said, "Mommy I don't think that's going to work since every time you're not here, the next door lady comes over and blows it back up again."