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Hotel walls knocking lol
jenniferxj6 See my TER Reviews 978 reads
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I stay at 31/2 star hotels some time 4 star and Dammed if the hotel always puts me next to other providers. HOW do I know you say! The knock on door then the bed hitting the wall with oooss Uuhh ya YA oh Ya.  
It's like they put all single women checking in on one floor ??? Is this funny or concerning???
Sounds funny to me.

mrfisher377 reads

They might have gotten complaints from other guests about the wall banging and decided that it's a safe bet that a single good-looking gal who checks in is likely to be a "wall-banger" herself, so if they have their own floor, that should cut down on complaints

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mrfisher343 reads

On a serious note, there never should be any.  

When the person calls or texts that they are at the hotel, you should prop the door open using the latch so that the person just opens the door on their own with no knocking.  This should be SOP.

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mrfrench295 reads

They do, of course, put all the ladies on the hospitality floor. :-)

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Posted By: jenniferxj6
I stay at 31/2 star hotels some time 4 star and Dammed if the hotel always puts me next to other providers. HOW do I know you say! The knock on door then the bed hitting the wall with oooss Uuhh ya YA oh Ya.  
 It's like they put all single women checking in on one floor ??? Is this funny or concerning???  
 Sounds funny to me.
It some ways though it could be really good, if you run out of condoms you can just knock at the next room over and ask to borrow some.

That also sounds like a great wing to stay at as a client, so convenient... the next time I check into a hotel I might ask if I can get a room in the "Single Ladies Wing".  :-)

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