A sexy looking woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Carmen. "That's a beautiful name,' he replied. "Is it a family name?'
"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy most in life - cars and men. By the way, what's your name?
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
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