REDNECK GOLF TERMINOLOGY
Tee: English people drink in the afternoon
Teetime: Usually 3:30 in the afternoon
Driver: My cousin driving me after I am done at the bar
Woods: Where papa goes hunting every Saturday
Irons: Loose things lying around in my backyard
Birdie: My papa’s catch if he gets it
Eagle: See it on dollar bills
Bogey: My uncle who tells lies all the time
Hole: My other ride has two of them.
Caddy: My grandpa’s old GM gas guzzler
Balls: What Al Capone shot of people who double crossed him
Range: Where mama cooks her turkey
Gloves: Need it when it gets freezing outside
Hybrids: Wish I had a few in my stable
Lie: I do after lunch on my hammock
Loft: Manhattan penthouse
Putter: What my grandma does in front yard when she is bored
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