REDNECK GOLF TERMINOLOGY

 
Tee: English people drink in the afternoon

Teetime: Usually 3:30 in the afternoon

Driver: My cousin driving me after I am done at the bar

Woods: Where papa goes hunting every Saturday

Irons: Loose things lying around in my backyard

Birdie: My papa’s catch if he gets it

Eagle: See it on dollar bills

Bogey: My uncle who tells lies all the time

Hole: My other ride has two of them.

Caddy: My grandpa’s old GM gas guzzler

Balls: What Al Capone shot of people who double crossed him

Range: Where mama cooks her turkey

Gloves: Need it when it gets freezing outside

Hybrids: Wish I had a few in my stable

Lie: I do after lunch on my hammock

Loft: Manhattan penthouse

Putter: What my grandma does in front yard when she is bored