This middle aged man stops on a quiet street to watch a strange funeral procession. The procession has a man leading in front, the carriage with dead body, behind it a big dog with a garland around its neck and about 50 people walking behind the dog.
He asks the man leading the funeral who died and what happened. The leading man says it is his wife and was bitten by the dog. "I am sorry" was the man's reply. He is still curious why the dog has a garland and asks the leading man. He says "it is to celebrate". Then the man asks the leading man "can I borrow your dog for a day". The leading man tells him" then join the line at the end".Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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